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46.
ugly beyond belief. (Not to be confused with a real tree, like a beautiful maple tree.) Derivation of original saying "she looks like she's been hit with an ugly stick." To bring this stick analogy one step further, one would say, "she looks like she fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down." This latter colloquialism has been shortened to just "tree".
Did you see that guy at the bar? Just one word to describe him. Tree.
by cc August 25, 2004
 
1.
something that sits in the ground and remains in the same spot for hundreds of years but manages to jump out in front of you on your way home from the pub
oh my GOD, what happened to you?

yeah i know, a tree jumped out in front of me...
by cragget February 28, 2004
 
2.
A slang for Weed, Pot, Poht, Grass, etc.
Plant a TREE, it's good for the envoronment.
by Henry May 26, 2004
 
3.
A bud of marijuana. Called that because buds of "Dank" or "Kind" (look those up too, meatwad) look like little trees.
Who gots the trees, yo?
by See Also: Ink June 09, 2003
 
4.
slang term used for marijuana. a.k.a. weed, pot, smoke and various others.
1. I got them Trees for you
2. Man, yesterday i was lookin for Trees and everyone was dry.
3. Yo, i caught my dad smokin trres the other day and i told him if he really wanted to get high to let me roll a dutch of my trees.
by Foo (0ptikaL) December 08, 2004
 
5.
a word for pot, parent friendly
Mom: where are u off to
Kid: to get some trees
Mom: o thats nice
by Jon Moquin May 13, 2004
 
6.
number 'three' in an irish accent
'one two tree testing'
by maeve shepdung September 01, 2004
 
7.
pot, marijuana, bud, all the same...
"yo dawg, we gonna smoke some tree saturday?"
"fo sho man"
by homes February 22, 2005