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23.
A weird bush on a stick that pops out of the ground, shits its fur off at autumn, sleeps all winter. and grows leaves again at spring.. it obscures scenery but without its heavy bush like breathing we would all die, some suicidal bastards cut them down...
LOL: look at that tree man!
BIG:i cant see past it
LOl; hey look some guys cutting it down!
BOOM
Big:yeah bitch dont kill me or ill kill you
LOl:why did you kill him? wtf?
Big:he was cutting off my supply of life
by LOLPOSTS October 13, 2012
 
1.
something that sits in the ground and remains in the same spot for hundreds of years but manages to jump out in front of you on your way home from the pub
oh my GOD, what happened to you?

yeah i know, a tree jumped out in front of me...
by cragget February 28, 2004
 
2.
A slang for Weed, Pot, Poht, Grass, etc.
Plant a TREE, it's good for the envoronment.
by Henry May 26, 2004
 
3.
A bud of marijuana. Called that because buds of "Dank" or "Kind" (look those up too, meatwad) look like little trees.
Who gots the trees, yo?
by See Also: Ink June 09, 2003
 
4.
slang term used for marijuana. a.k.a. weed, pot, smoke and various others.
1. I got them Trees for you
2. Man, yesterday i was lookin for Trees and everyone was dry.
3. Yo, i caught my dad smokin trres the other day and i told him if he really wanted to get high to let me roll a dutch of my trees.
by Foo (0ptikaL) December 08, 2004
 
5.
a word for pot, parent friendly
Mom: where are u off to
Kid: to get some trees
Mom: o thats nice
by Jon Moquin May 13, 2004
 
6.
number 'three' in an irish accent
'one two tree testing'
by maeve shepdung September 01, 2004
 
7.
pot, marijuana, bud, all the same...
"yo dawg, we gonna smoke some tree saturday?"
"fo sho man"
by homes February 22, 2005