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Any of the following:

1. Old-style slang for an edible snack or morsel
2. Sexual favors provided to one by their significant other(s)
3. Code-jive for psychoactive drugs, both in general and any one specific drug (depending on the demographic).
Steven: Hey man, I'm hungry, I want to go get some treats
Jared: Treats?
*laughs*
Jared: As in food or drugs? Or...?
Steven: Food. What, there's more than one meaning?
Jared: Yeah some people use it when looking for their next fix on the street.
Jordan: I had no idea...

...later

Brandon: I want some treats too!
Steven, Jared, Jordan: *laugh*
Brandon: What?
Steven, Jared, Jordan: Nothin'...
*laugh again*
by duodsg August 15, 2008
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"Treats" is a term used to refer to or to call your best female friend, you know, the coolest, hottest, nicest, best, most forgiving, best friend you can possibly have. She is always there for you and you rely on that. She is always in your corner and there when you need it most and you can take that to the bank. If you are unsure of nothing else in your life, you are certain that your "Treats" is the best girl in the world. But not for her, life would not be as it is. The world is better for having your "Treats" in it.
Yes!! Maria is on her way to my pool house! I am blessed to have Treats as my bestie! Treats is always the life of the party! Treats is like free entertainment! And she will be here all week!
by LiLiCheeseWheel August 24, 2011
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A person who is undesirable or lame
They made me pass the ball to that treat.
by Schwank November 03, 2004
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A grim/greasy male who insists on leering at women who walk by, usually with a look of 'sex' in the eyes.

Treats often congregate in groups to up their chances of gaining intercourse with the opposite sex.

Myth has it that 'treats' have very small pointy penises in order to be able to 'slip it in' at any given opportunity.
We walked past a right group of treats earlier.
by Emmi. March 05, 2009
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its when the marijuana resin gets sucked through a marijuana smoking device and gets in your mouth. then you start coughing and spitting all fuckin over the place and say "ahh shit, nasty, i got fuckin treats your bowl sucks."
by Spaz July 27, 2004
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When your partner lets you have sex in her ass on the rarest of occasions. Or if your woman is particulaly cool it can be when you don't abuse the privalage.
Baby, I have been a good boy all year, I think I deserve a treat tonight.

Or; No baby not tonight, that would make it the fourth time this week and I don't want to spoil a good thing.
by leper god June 11, 2009
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1. good food. Ie: cake, cupcakes, cookies, etc.

2. When a gives you ytime

3. General positive assets in life.
Man I had the munchies and those treats just hit the spot.

I was with angela last night and she gave me some good treats bro.

Movies are such treats.
by King of Treats February 17, 2009
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