2. Typical computer geek with distended abdomen.
3. Unable to sit-up. Sit-up-less. Proclivity to laziness.
I should do my sit-ups but I am in a trax mood today.
Trick - If you think your talking to a girl on the internet only to find out they say something that makes you realize they are a guy.
Guy: So what do you like to do for fun?
Girl (Actually a guy): Play with my penis. =]
Guy: FUCKING TRIX
There you have it, trax.