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an inconceited uncompassionate fool who wastes their life away by spending their mula on unnecessary items. his cock reduces sizes each time during sexual intercourse. the bastard is too full of himself that it'd take a pair of tits to distract him from admiring his image. beware, they are narcissists... however by the light of the moon they turn into hairy beasts of slobber monkeys. ( a werewolf but more ridiculous).
man, last night the guy i was bangin was such a travis whore! it was like im humping a fuckin fur coat!


for once i wish that travis whore spend his money on me. i mean, or at least spend it on drugs to increase mr. happy...

by f33l 0n m3 123 August 08, 2008