"Transh bags on a rod, Bill. Learn to clean up your chicken bones when you have KFC!"
Trash bag is one who engages in excessive behaviour while partying, and
generally makes a disgrace of themselves - in a good way.
True trash bagging doesn't involve just alcohol. It is a way of life. On
a night out, a Trash bag should participate in at least 5 of the
*Drinking at least a bottle of wine or cheap champagne BEFORE leaving
*Drinking more than 10 jagerbombs
*Eating in at least three of the major fast food outlets in the course
of one evening
*Starting up deep conversations with randoms while waiting in the
*Dancing on any available table, not discriminating against pool tables
*Requesting so many songs that the music is like your own play list, and
the dj hates you.
*Screaming I LOVE THIS SONG for every song.
*Having the bouncers, bar staff and dj all know you at your local
*Putting your bags on the floor and dancing around them so you have
*Inventing new dance moves, such as the moose, the elephant
*Bringing out old dance moves such as the monkey, the nut bush or the
*Clearing the dance floor and getting strange looks from everyone that's
*Taking a hip flask of vodka in your handbag or jacket
*Writing things on yourself and everyone around you
*Telling random people that they're hot. And more importantly, that you
*Drinking Smirnoff blacks because they have 1.9 standard drinks, or
Coopers Sparkling, cause it is 5.9% alcohol.
*Taking at least 60 photos of yourself
*Taking photos of yourself and your friends on the toilet.
*Sucking face with a random on the dance floor. And then another. And
another. And, well, you get the picture...
*Starting drinking at 3pm
*Continuing till the next afternoon
*Wearing a skirt so short you need to wear shorts (or special undies)
*Staying somewhere till you get kicked out, then catching a cab to
somewhere else that's 5mins down the road.
*Walking out of a club and the sun is up, the birds are chirping, and
noticing that the person you've been suck facing is not as attractive as
*Being that person on their way home as people are jogging, and going
*Doing the walk of shame, either home or out of the club, with shoes in
*Choosing a corner to dance in so you can dance like mo fos in your own
*Crying/stacking it/booting/all three
*Sustaining an unidentified party injury
*Making emotional phone calls to friends you haven't spoken to in a
while. Or worse, family.
*Getting into serious conversations with cab drivers that end with you
mocking and insulting them.
*Pre drinks before going out is not an idea, it is a necessity
"Ya, now she's leaving with Zac."
"What A Trash Bag!"
Y: "OMG Aoife is such a trashbag, Lukes younger brother isn't even legal... she has like no dignity and no self respect... she is not my friend!"
X: "I know righttttt? She is verging on becoming a prostitute"
Y: "End of friendship"
Trashbags engage in crazy behaviour that is considered socially unacceptable to boring non-trashbag people but don't give a damn because they always have fun.
In order to measure the extent of a true Trashbag you would have to take into consideration:
1. How long they have been 'trashbagging it'.
2. How crazy they are or have been whilst 'trashbagging it'.
3. How devoted they are to the art of Trashbagging.
Some Trashbag activities may include passing out in your car, vomiting on police officers shoes, hooking up with various hot footy players, waking up in hospital with no recollection of how you got there or even who you are and engaging in sex pest behaviour.
Trashbags always know everyone on the 'scene'. They are always popular and regularly brought up in conversations because of the latest interesting activities they've participated in and they are loads of fun.
A true Trashbag will have the word 'TRASHBAG' tattooed somewhere on their body, generally down the side of the index finger.
Girl 2: "Of course, she's a true Trashbag!"