The act of humiliating ones self while in the act of being offensive. Expressing beliefs that both offend others and make you look like an idiot.
Making a YouTube video blog that insults others while thinking it won't go viral and make you look like an idiot is being a wallace.
Talking trash about your roommates and having the conversation recorded on the answering machine is being a wallace.
Having someone spoof your wallaceness is being wallaced
The amount of time a piece of random email will circulate the web and return to it's originator. Usually the longer lasting orbit, the better the impact for the originator because they know their spew is still circulating.
Dave's email about the girl needing money for an iron lung held a record among junk e-mailers due to it's lengthy 8 year Cyber-orbit
An very dumb girl. Usually found in places such as trash cans or dumpsters. Normally blonde, extremely tall, with giant ass feet. Will someday grow old to be a cat lady. Often with very small, slim lips (not attractive). Can be found spending her time on facebook and common celebrities blog sites. Beat a bitch if you ever come across a bailey.
*guy walking down the street*
"Oh my god a Bailey!!!!"
*runs over and tackles it to the ground*
guy: "Phew, that could have been bad"