dick trap 

A persons oral cavity,located below the nose.

Bill was talking shit and I told him to shut his dick trap

dick trap by Lo-per February 8, 2008

dick trap 

when a woman asks a man a question or suggestion that no matter how he answers or which choice he makes, he is in trouble.

"Can I see your porn collection honey? I promise I wont get mad" "I'm not answering that, it has dick trap written all over it!"

dick trap by Bryan Berry November 9, 2008

dick trap 

Malevolent plot aiming to screw s.o.

Famous bulgarian phrase - in BG: "Kur kapan"

e.g. It was unexpected. These muthafuckaz layed me a dick trap.

dick trap by Konstantin Radev December 29, 2007

Mexican Dick Trap 

Two dicks get inserted on either end of a Cheesy Roll Up from Taco Bell and are permanently trapped there

Matt and Jeff drunkenly put their dicks into a shared Cheesy Roll Up and were stuck in a Mexican Dick Trap

Mexican Dick Trap by Dickttrap January 5, 2020

Chinese Dick Trap 

When two men gently pinch the opening of their urethras in order to allow a small amount of air into the tract, then they jam the tips of their penises together and release the pinch hold. Doing so will suction the penises together causing a chinese dick trap effect.

OMG! Did you see Mikey and Vinnie hold the Chinese Dick Trap for three seconds bro!?

Chinese Dick Trap by LawrenceD October 23, 2010

Chinese Dick Trap 

Borrowed from the concept of the famous kids toy the Chinese finger trap, the Chinese Dick Trap takes it to the next level. It begins with two men, one circumcised and one not. The uncircumcised man pulls back the foreskin and both men touch tips. From there they stretch the foreskin over the head of the circumcised male. They each begin to tug back and forth trying to get free. After finding a perfect rhythm of tugging the men will naturally get aroused leading to one or both ejaculating. The ejaculate will create a perfect lubricant freeing the men of the Chinese Dick Trap.

Susie was surprised when she walked into her husbands office and found he and his colleague were standing with their dicks firmly attached to one another rocking back and forth. In both a state of shock and awe she asked what was going only to have her husband explain The Chinese Dick Trap. Just as he finished the explanation there was an explosion from the foreskin spraying semen all over Susie and and the entire office. Susie quickly tasted the semen and determined her husband was the one who broke free winning the game.

Chinese Dick Trap by Work Head June 30, 2022

back door dick trap 

a female's ass

that girl had the tightest back door dick trap

back door dick trap by YourUnclePablo June 12, 2018