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transpectful 

Fusion between transsexual and respectful. Used for individuals who are decent and show respect towards trans people.
I was talking to Liam the other day and they told me that their crush is a trans person, I think that is very transpectful of him. Today I saw a guy with a Trump 2024 sticker on his T-shirt, I don't think he is a transpectful person.
transpectful by queenie42 July 30, 2023
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Transtextual

A person who sounds like the opposite sex through text messaging or instant messaging.
Bob: Guess what?
Bill: OMGZ WHAAA?!?!
Bob: You got the job.
Bill: OMGGGGG LOL THX BOB *MUAH* KeKeKEz

Bill is a transtextual.
Transtextual by 5ft300lbs July 11, 2010

transtemporal masturbation

The phenomenon in which one begins masturbating at 11:59pm on New Years Eve, and ejaculates minutes later in the next year. Resultantly, the person's single masturbation session occured in two seperate years.
I started jerking off in 2016, and finished in 2017. I just engaged in transtemporal masturbation.

transtelligent 

A person who is born Stupid, but in the age of PC, now identifies as (Smart) 'Transtelligent.'
Libtard: Hey, whatever happened to that awkwardly eccentric kid "Stupid-Dumb" from grade 9? Has he graduated yet?
Social Justice Warrior: I doubt it. He is the only student in the world to have his photos in school yearbooks for 19 consecutive years
Libtard: Yes, I saw that in the news last year, but word has it that "Stupid-Dumb" has been injecting the new Pfizer Einstein hormones into his brain and now identifies himself as 'Transtelligent.'

Social Justice Warrior: Good for him! We must never refer to him as "Stupid-Dumb"ever again.. that would be racist!
transtelligent by Higzy Teflon February 18, 2021

Transtesticle 

Transtesticle (Noun)

A Transtesticle is a woman who has had a sex change and now has a thong dong. Transtesticles can usually be found trying to slam beers with the guys at a local bar, arm wrestling, and like flannel shirts.

Transtesticles are also known as: manginas, thong-dongs, switch hitters, and have many other names
Transtesticles enjoy booty busts.
Transtesticle by Bastardfeet88 July 20, 2014

Transtelanjo 

a blowjob that must satisfy certain criteria:

1. it must be marching band related, either on the band trip, between 2 members of marching band, or wearing part of the marching uniform (preferably shako with plume)
2. the giver must be a transexual
3. the giver must be dead
4. the receiver be taking a shit (see blumpkin)

the result is a blumpkin from a dead transexual
"The night i got a transtelanjo was pretty fucked up. The bitch was actually a dude, and he/she died, but i got head anyway, and it was a blumpkin too! Transtelanjos are madd rare son."
Transtelanjo by Mawky April 13, 2007

Transtemporalautosodomy 

The act of traversing the space-time continuum for the sole purpose of fucking yourself in the ass
Have you seen Back To The Future 4? Yeah, it was going so well until Marty set his sights on transtemporalautosodomy.