Adult 1: Anyone know how to fix a modem? The lights stopped working and now I can't get my email from AOL.
Kid 1: If j00 w3r3 r34lly l33t j00d kn0w. n00b!!!1!1!
Adult 1: What? I can't understand what you are saying.
Transleeter: Try unplugging your modem for a few seconds, and pressing the reset button if it has one.
Adult 1: OK. Is that what he was saying too?
Transleeter: No. He's saying something else. Ignore him.
Kid 1: OMG ur t3h U83R H4XX0RZ!1!!1
Adult 1: Now what the heck does that mean? He's just typing random letters and stuff, right?
Transleeter: (sigh) No...he's not.