A song released for the second Transformers movie. It follows the hit release from the first Transformers movie, What I've done.
Guy 1: Hey, have you seen the new Transformers movie with New Divide in it?
Guy 2: No, but I really liked What I've done.
|2.||Transformers: Dark of the Moon|
The third in a series of films designed to rape the pocketbooks of people who can't tell the difference between a movie and a two-hour long U.S. military advertisement.
Starscream: Why didn't you go see Transformers: Dark of the Moon?
Megatron: I was insulted enough by the first two disasters.
Starscream: Is there anything you liked about the first two?
Megatron: Optimus Prime's voice
Post Traumatic Transformers Movie Stress Disorder
"Sometimes memories of the movie(s) pop back in my mind. I thought i had stuffed those memories far far away to protect my brain from the absolute shock and trauma."
Transformers by director Michael Bay
Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen
Transformers: Dark of the Moon
|4.||Jurassic Park Syndrome|
The condition arising when writers/producers feel compelled to put the focus (and spend undue screen time) on human characters in a movie that people are going to see mainly for its depiction of dinosaurs, giant robots, or other action/effects phenomena.
Yeah, the Transformers movie was cool.. when it finally *got* to the Transformers, instead of that kid. That was total Jurassic Park Syndrome.
|5.||Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen|
Sequel to the original movie, Transformers, which was a huge it. Shia Lebeouf and Megan Fox will star in it. Releases June 26, 2009 in the U.S.
Transformers: Revenge of the fallen is gonna be the tightest movie in the world!
(1) n. Megan Fox nickname.
Possibly a combination of two of the best things on the planet.
No... Actually, the combination of the ultimately sexiest woman on the planet (Megan Fox), and some other thing (Megatron) that has become cool just because Megan was in the same movie.
(2) n. Smoking hot.
(1) Have you seen the Transformers movie? Megantron is such a hottie.
(2) Guy #1: You see that chick on the beach? She's such a Megantron.
Guy #2: Are you stupid? Nobody matches the hotness of Foxy Megan.
(The motion picture produced back in 2007)
A dumb fucking movie where the action scenes are so shaky you can't even tell what's going on. Also the acting of shai leboeuf makes the movie unbearable to watch for some people.
Dude: DUDE!!!!!!!!!!!! Did you see transformers?
Other: Yeah, it sucked hard eh?
Sheeple dude: What?