| 1. | Transformers 2: The game | ||
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A stupid game based off a great movie and it has shitty graphics and the only person who plays it is a fat kid named Eddy. That fatass Eddy was playing that dumb game Transformers 2: The game again yesterday.
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| 2. | Michael Bay Drinking Game | ||
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Simply watch a Michael Bay movie with a group of friends, and every time there's an explosion, you take a shot. The last person alive wins. Me and some buddies watched Transformers 2 last night drinking shots and tried the Michael Bay Drinking Game and I was the only survivor. They will sadly be missed.
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| 3. | Oprime | ||
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The coolest, most hip Blake Griffin look-a-like rapper in the game. Straight out of south east Pennsylvania, Optomistic Prime has been droppin' beats for years now. The king of rap Girl 1: Are you going to the Oprime concert tonight?
Girl 2: Absolutely, I thought he was Blake Griffin. Girl 1: His muttonchops are so sexy |
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| 4. | Wiki-Hop | ||
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An addicting game where the objective is to get from one Wikipedia page of your choosing to another, by only clicking the links provided in the articles. Wiki-Hop Vin Diesel to Megan Fox:
Vin Diesel -> Fast and the Furious -> 2 Fast 2 Furious -> Tyrese Gibson -> Transformers -> Megan Fox |
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| 5. | Chuck Norris | ||
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Chuck Norris uses ribbed condoms inside out, so he gets the pleasure.
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Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it is not because he is gay, but because he has run out of women. Macgyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips, but Chuck Norris can kill him and take it. Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean. Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants. If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds till." After you ask, "Two seconds to what?" he roundhouse kicks you in the face. Chuck Norris only masturbates to pictures of Chuck Norris. Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris instead decided to punch his way out of his mother's womb. Shortly thereafter he grew a beard. Chuck Norris appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this "glitch," Norris replied, "That's no glitch." Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did. Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent. Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts a... |
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| 6. | Mastabatorial | ||
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The act of being sexy, or in extreme cases of dopeness, so much so its able to masterbate to. jessica alba, jessica biel, meghan fox, are examples of being mastabatorial for sex appeal. an example of being mastabatorial with dopeness is usually only seen in nouns that arent people. 1. BROO did you see transformers?! meghan fox is mastabatorial
2. Dude, did you see that Celtics Pistons game? I might go far enough to say it was mastabatorial!! |
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| 7. | chuck norris | ||
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Chuck Norris uses ribbed condoms inside out, so he gets the pleasure.
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Once chuck norris fell into d river, chuck norris did'nt get wet d water got chuck Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it is not because he is gay, but because he has run out of women. Macgyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips, but Chuck Norris can kill him and take it. Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean. Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants. If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds till." After you ask, "Two seconds to what?" he roundhouse kicks you in the face. Chuck Norris only masturbates to pictures of Chuck Norris. Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris instead decided to punch his way out of his mother's womb. Shortly thereafter he grew a beard. Chuck Norris appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this "glitch," Norris replied, "That's no glitch." Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did. Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent. Chuck Norr... |
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