| 1. | Transformer-sexual | ||
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1.A person who is endulged in the TV/Comic Series transformer.
2. A person who only talks about transformers, and is single. 3. The annoying kid in the class who can't shut up about stupid robots. Me: Your transformer-sexual!
Person: No I am not just Bumble is super awesome, wanna see my collection of him? Me: No, go shove your flash drive up your ass. |
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| 2. | transformer | ||
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a lesbian that is attracted to heterosexual females, typically for the purpose of sexual conquest and nothing more. Once she has turned out the straight woman, she is no longer interested. "Do you see how Sue is pursuing Anne? She knows that Anne is straight." "Doesn't matter. Sue is a transformer."
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| 3. | Wallflower Orgy | ||
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The act of collecting every last wallflower at a school dance or prom, cramming them into a van, sometimes (not always) involving several people making out with each other at any given time, typically lasting until the wee hours of the morning (or whenever curfew comes into play).
*NOTE* Wallfowers tend to have more dignity, or at the very least, be considerably more shy than the average "date". For this reason, Wallflower Orgies NEVER involve sexual intercourse, regardless of what the name may imply. Ok, so Nick may have been a total nerd, but that wallflower orgy he had made me pretty jealous...
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| 4. | sexual tourist | ||
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A person who sexually exploits minority persons as a conquest. The minority is often a trans woman, Asian woman, or Latina woman, but includes people of all races, genders, and sexualities. Closely related to rape. That dyke became really scary and aggressive when she found out that I was trans. I couldn't tell if she was a sexual tourist or a transformer.
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| 5. | faggatron | ||
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A giant mythical, gay robot from the future that turns into a simply fabulous dance club. Faggatron most closely resembles a Transformer in appearance, but communicates with a pronounced effeminate lisp. Faggatron is the result of years of intense faggatronics research (hence his name).
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Faggatrons primary objective is to combat homosexual intolerance, by transforming into a simply fabulous discotheque for all to enjoy. With a sassy lisp, "hey guys .. let's party", is a hard thing to resist from a 80 foot robot with laser blasters. While Faggatron is RARELY seen in his physical form, his influence on the world still shines bright today. The UK's pop music scene was particularly fortunate in the 1980's. As a concept, Faggatron challenges the notion of how exactly a robot could be homosexual in the first place. While Faggatron is mostly a-sexual, his design is more yang than yin. This is further explored by the First Church of Appliantology One can always tell where Faggatron has been, because of the residual level of faggatronics in the area. This can result in a higher than normal level of art galle... |
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| 6. | Rewiring Her Remote | ||
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A Transcutaneous Electrical Nerve Stimulator, TENS unit is a nifty gadget that gives varying patterns and levels or low voltage current and can be modified for lots of sexual uses. A typical battery-operated TENS unit consists of a pulse generator, small transformer, frequency and intensity controls, and a number of electrodes if you choose to try needles as probes then get real hypodermics not sewing needle.you can basically rewire a woman's nerves with this thing. " I got home and there wasn't crap on TV..so I got Maddy to lay over the arm of the couch pulled her panties down and probed her anus... zapped her with the TENS..and her anus rolled up like a donut... Rewiring Her Remote to zombie was..Lots better then that sad ass game.
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| 7. | Decepticon | ||
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At the climax of sexual intercourse pretend that you're going to aim for the mouth when depositing your load, but instead hit em in the eye and say "more than meets the eye." Then proceed to "roll out!" As an option, you can choose to wear a transformer mask w/ voice changer.
My ex-girlfriend is pissed that I gave her a decepticon. Now she has a lazy eye. I had to roll out fast.
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