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Transaction Zone 

The 5 foot radius around a debit machine or bank machine - to allow privacty when using your P.I.N. number.
Stay out of the transaction zone while I get cash from the bank machine.
Transaction Zone by sarsfieldk March 20, 2011

Transmasc 

Abbreviation of transmasculine.
A person who was assigned female at birth, but who identifies with masculinity more than with femininity. This can among others include trans men, non-binary people and genderfluid people. The term is especially used by people who aren't sure yet in which of these categories they fall.
The opposite is transfeminine or transfem.
I've felt transmasc for a long time, but lately I've been wondering if I'm a trans guy. Could you start using he/him instead of they/them? I want to know how that would make me feel.

In this video, I will give some tips for transmasc people on how to make their voice sound more masculine.
Transmasc by birthofalotus July 29, 2020

Manuel transmission 

A transmission where you have little Mexican guy beneath the hood to change the gears for you.
Man, this Manuel transmission is AMAZING on gas. 34 mpg, and all I have to do is feed it a couple tacos every week.

transatlanticism 

n. The state of being in a long-distance relationship with another person over the Atlantic Ocean, for example, with one participant living in the United States and the other living in the United Kingdom, along with the emotions that accompany such a state, such as the desire of physical intimacy, melancholy and hope.

(Named after Death Cab For Cutie's fourth album, and the title track from that album which discusses such a concept.)
'I'm telling you, man; me and her are the definition of transatlanticism.'
transatlanticism by Chris Ogden September 24, 2006

Sexually Transmitted Humiliation (STH) 

STH occurs when you have sex with someone who will cause you to be humiliated by your peers. Usually the person is goofy or awkward and you regret having sex with him/her immediately after. It’s so embarrassing that you try to hide the fact that you two had sex to save yourself from the endless amount of jokes that your friends, coworkers, teachers, parents, and priest will make about you for the rest of your life. Similar to an STD, sexually transmitted humiliation cannot be cured.
Ben: Dude, did you screw Gertrude?
Tyler: No! No way, man! Why uhh... why do you ask?
Ben: Hahahah! You have Sexually Transmitted Humiliation (STH). That shit's worse than gonorrhea!
Priest: Tyler... you're fucked. Even God's laughing at you right now, in case you were wondering.

Pooey Transaction 

The act of swiping a credit, debit, ID, Library, Social Security, Novelty birthday card between someones bum cheeks or crack. The swiper (or MotherSwiper) then proceeds to smell the shitty side of the card and asks the swipeé if he or she would like a receipt.

Originates on the small Island Utopia of Guernsey. It is believed by most historians that the first person to ever recieve the pooey transaction was Joseph Robert Cowens, as resident of Guernsey (Shortly after dipping his love nuts in a fish tank)
"I am the Mother Swiper! You have recieved the pooey transaction!"

"That'll be £6 please"
"Do you take the pooey transaction?"
"Oh yes we do (Bends over then swipes)"
Pooey Transaction by Terry Balls January 14, 2008