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the condition of being a huge hot mess; as when a girl or guy goes out to the bar after drinking four loko and jagermeister and then proceeds to run into an ex. The subject ensues into a stumbling, crying rage, tottering on stillettos and possibly falling down the stairs.
Wow, betch you were a tranny trainwreck last night after you saw Matt. THe bouncers literally threw you into the curb.
by trannytrainwreck January 11, 2011