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Peter's Road Trampoline 

When someone rests their head on the lap of a male, this is usually considered a cute moment up until the point where the male's lightning rod gains a surge of energy resulting in the repetitive up and down of the partners head on their lap. This must be followed by the question: "Is your dick bomb?" in order to prevent bad luck.
*ON BUS*
Person 1: "Dude, my dog was resting his head on my lap the other day and, out of fucking nowhere, I had the worst Peter's Road Trampoline."
Person 2: "Was your dick at least bomb?"
Person 1: "Of course what do you take me for!"

Chicken Skin Trampoline 

When a male pulls and stretches his scrotum nice and taut and flat and bounces his penis up and down on it.
Rachel loves it when Joe does the chicken skin trampoline.

He braaaaaahhh. I did the chicken skin trampoline for your mom last night. She was amazed.

trampoline dogging 

Being seen in Public with a fat (BBW)middle-aged woman and assumed to be having sex with her
Looks like Steve will be trampoline dogging this weekend
trampoline dogging by Emma85 February 8, 2007

Trampoline Dogging 

Having sex on a trampoline in front of others and possibly with them joining in.
Sally was trampoline Dogging last night in her backyard with Vince and with her mates and neighbours watching.
Trampoline Dogging by Thomas Francis February 14, 2007

trampoline party 

A joke in which someone with generally large boobs is invited to, just to see their boobs bounce as they jump on a trampoline .
“Look at that girl over there, *sees boobs*, she’s DEFINITELY invited to my trampoline party.
trampoline party by okayboomerrr November 29, 2019

Mouse on a trampoline 

When ones ball sack is stretched out like a trampoline while bouncing the mouse aka penis up and down off the trampoline
Hey man have you ever seen a mouse on a trampoline