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mawdesley tractor 

A large, luxury SUV. Driven exclusively by upper middle class snobbish pricks.
Outside the private school there were loads of Mawdesley tractors dropping Gideon and Henrietta off.
mawdesley tractor by jjpwfelli December 30, 2015
Traytons (Tribus Arboretum), a fairly rare species (Pop. <1000), are often a moderately reserved type of person. They may seem a little generic when you first meet them, as they don’t usually want attention in public.

They often have a few close friends, but that’s about it. Most people are only Traytons’ acquaintances or passing friends, despite being in close contact with him for many years.
Traytons, despite what has been previously stated, do enjoy people, but are usually too shy to make a first interaction, and tend to dislike when people who they’ve just met pry personal questions out of them.
The Trayton regularly enjoys adventure,but generally prefers a small group of family members or friends to go with them, as they tend to distrust their social and problem solving skills.

There isn’t much evidence of Traytons as far as aging goes, due to most of them being born between 1990-2010.

Overall, Traytons are incredibly and meticulously thoughtful, yet sometimes may SEEM immature or overly excited about something they love. However, their emotions are typically well tempered, and it’s difficult to rile them up at all when they are feeling zoned in. It’s a very rare, shy, intelligent breed. However, it’s really only by truly knowing a Trayton that you’ll understand the incalculable complexity of emotions and thought which lies within him.
Guy1: Did you see Trayton?
Guy2: Who’s Trayton?
Guy1: You know, Marcy’s boy?
Guy2: Oh right. He seems nice, I think. He hasn’t talked directly to me ever, but he puts a word in on conversations I’m a part of occasionally at church.
Guy:1 Well he saw the meteor that you saw! He told me to tell you to report it to the American Meteor Society or something like that.
Trayton by IknowaTrayton October 25, 2022

traitard 

An individual that you entrusted and was stupid enough to stab you in the back.
After running away from home at seventeen and severely screwing their parents over big time the traitard waited several years and then thought it was okay to deal with them again.
traitard by jpg3 November 11, 2011

Traitin' 

To claim something about oneself that is entirely false.
"That punk on the street man, he was traitin' like he was a heavyweight and all that. But then I stepped up to him and he couldn't back any of that talk up"
Traitin' by Raw Doggy March 17, 2010

47 traitors 

a term being spread on the internet to describe the 47 senators who signed a letter to Iran apparently intended to undermine the president's efforts at diplomacy
The president is trying to negotiate a deal with Iran to prevent them from getting nuclear weapons, but the letter from the 47 traitors makes America look weak, putting any deal in jeopardy.
47 traitors by Real_American March 17, 2015

Velocity Traptor 

Noun.

Someone who is a trap in a lego game that catfishes.
Yo Shadow dated a Velocity Traptor, yea their name was Ezionation!