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An ensemble of a male majority who perform various sexual acts simultaneously on a few consenting females of age. A Train Wreck's strength of cast may consist of four to a baker’s dozen. This starts off with the planning stage, which can also be referred to as ACT I: The Creation, where storyboards of various sexual acts and roles each character will perform, during and after wreckage, will be created. A detailed time line which maps out when these tasks will occur is highly recommended to avoid chaos, confusion, and accidental penetration. This will include, but not limited to, the delegation of sexual acts and duties such as the Dump Truck, Cleveland Steamroll, Houdini, Spinning Dragon, Alabama Hot Pocket, Tub Shot, Donkey Punch, Cincinnati Bowtie, Abe Lincoln, Angry Pirate, and Delhi Dot. Props, such as a horse for a Kentucky Derby, may be permitted.

ACT II: The Deed is the execution of the assigned tasks with artistic choreography and precise technique. The male members rally together and place themselves in strategic positions inside the designated Wrecking Zone to effectively perform on the weaker and outnumbered females. A Splash Zone for spectators is recommended. Balance, flow, and creativity with other cast members are crucial in achieving a successful Wreck. Although encounters of unusual male bonding may seem uncomfortable at the time, embracing each cast member as a piece of your body is fundamental in achieving the perfect Wreck. If necessary for improvisation, fluids can be mixed and saturated for the full effect. Various materials such as splooge, shemen, ass mucus, lung butter, muscle milk and pine cones, that present themselves to the Wreck, should be allocated to all receiving females fairly and confidently. If any consenting female asks to stop, she will be reminded she has entered a legally binding verbal contract which cannot be broken. ACT II is complete when all sexual tasks have been accomplished and a rite of passage has been realized.

ACT III: The After-Math is recovering and cleansing the Wrecking Zone, Splash Zone and cast for a future Train Wreck. The women will be handed aprons, mops, and various pesticides to disinfect the Wrecking Zone. When the police arrive, all evidence should be stored. Any excess fluids should be bottled and labeled for future wrecking purposes.
"Hey Jessica, you down for a Train Wreck tonight? My friends and I want to Dump Truck on your chest."

Jennifer: "Hey Natasia!"
Natasia: "Hey Jennifer, whats up?"
Jennifer: "Did you hear about the Train Wreck happening at Jason's tonight?"
Natasia: "No! But I remember the last one with Keith and 10 of his friends punishing Vicky and I with baseball bats. Look I still have my Delhi Dot!"
Jennifer: "Me too! Yeah, I heard there going to bring a pepper spray this time and blind us before we get steamrolled. You want to go?"
Natasia: "Definitely, maybe I'll bring my horse!"
by get tubbed March 19, 2009
 
1.
a total fucking disaster ...the kind that makes you want to shake your head.
The people at the party were so wack...it was a train wreck.
by 4 June 14, 2004
 
2.
A person or situation that can't escape an inevitable bad outcome; hence, a trainwreck.
"The woman can't ever get a good man, a good job, or education. Her life sucks. She is a trainwreck!"
by fabokroert January 15, 2008
 
3.
Very potent marijuana that will get you very high and fucked up. It is called trainwreck because you are so messed up.
Damn, I've got some trainwreck we should smoke.
by l0ngmember December 07, 2003
 
4.
train wreck is a type of weed
listen to any e-40 or bay area rapper song
by thizzle washington January 17, 2004
 
5.
A sudden and disastrous halt in the music 'set' played by a DJ. Often associated with the music styles of House and Techno where a set can last for an hour or longer. This calamity results in the loss of rhythm and ‘flow’ in a club or rave, which in turn presents a certain negative attitude by the attendees toward the DJ. This is best defined as ‘boo’. This condition often throws the DJ into an extreme state of apprehension and a fevered determination to save his cred usually resulting in an increased chance of causing another train wreck. Technical problems associated with equipment do not qualify under this definition. Derived from the visual image of a train, traveling at high speed, smashing into an brick wall.
I was at the club last night at this fucking newb train wrecked in the middle of the night. The entire place just froze. I know he ain’t getting a second chance.
by C. Anderson September 30, 2007
 
6.
some very chronic weed. this is the staple of medical marijuana in Oakland, CA.
hey, doc, I hurt right here. I think I need some 'wreck.
by boom boom b July 02, 2004
 
7.
Britney Spears, her life and her career.
1) "Wow, Britney Spears sure is a train wreck!"
2) "That girl is a freakin' train wreck"
by Vincent VegaSF September 13, 2007