a broken penis caused by interference with an object or excessive friction similar to railway cars that fold when they run into a car. a trainwreck can occur when a penis runs into a dry vagina or anus or foreign object inserted into either of the aformentioned orifices.
dude, bob's in the hospital with a trainwrecked dick!
When you stick your dick inside a girl's (or guy's) asshole right when they start to take a shit.
GUY1: Dude I was fucking this chick last night, but she started to take a dump right when we were doin it, so I train wrecked that bitch! The only bad thing was that I had to wash my dick like crazy.
GUY2: Haha tha- wait, what??
When a girl gets all three holes filled. The vagia, the anus,and her mouth.
Rob, Ryan,and Harrison Train Wrecked three different girls last night.
An online discussion thread that gets out of control. It often splits into conflict and an off-topic discussion. Like a train wreck, it 'moves quickly' because people are posting faster than they are reading the responses.
That Yahoo news forum on Dubya is such a train wreck. People are yelling and talking about terrorists. I can't keep up with it.
DUDE, Nate and Allen were banging this bitch and their dicks touched, Talk about a Train Wreck
An ensemble of a male majority who perform various sexual acts simultaneously on a few consenting females of age. A Train Wreck's strength of cast may consist of four to a baker’s dozen. This starts off with the planning stage, which can also be referred to as ACT I: The Creation, where storyboards of various sexual acts and roles each character will perform, during and after wreckage, will be created. A detailed time line which maps out when these tasks will occur is highly recommended to avoid chaos, confusion, and accidental penetration. This will include, but not limited to, the delegation of sexual acts and duties such as the Dump Truck
, Cleveland Steamroll
, Spinning Dragon
, Alabama Hot Pocket
, Tub Shot
, Donkey Punch
, Cincinnati Bowtie
, Abe Lincoln
, Angry Pirate
, and Delhi Dot
. Props, such as a horse for a Kentucky Derby
, may be permitted.
ACT II: The Deed is the execution of the assigned tasks with art...
I looked up "train wreck" in the dictionary and there was just a picture of Cher.