|1.||train wreck girl|
The many famous celebrities like Lindsay Lohan, Nicole Richie,Paris Hilton etc. who are in almost every gossip magazine (US Weekly, GL, Pop Star..and others. I don't really read these mags) telling us day after day the outrageous things they do. Last year, 2006, the biggest train wreck girl seemed to be Britney Spears, what with dropping baby Sean Preston, driving with her baby on her lap, and other things these magazines want us to believe. Short form/abbreviation of the word: TWG.
C: Wow, Britney was a really big train wreck girl last year. Did you hear she dropped baby Sean Preston on his head?
S: Oh yeah, Lindsay Lohan's the TWG this year. She's already had like three crotch slips!
|2.||train wreck theory|
A train wreck that you can't stop watching. "You don't want to stare, but you just can't look away"
Britney spears' life fits the train wreck theory, the worse it gets the more you want to watch.
An ensemble of a male majority who perform various sexual acts simultaneously on a few consenting females of age. A Train Wreck's strength of cast may consist of four to a baker’s dozen. This starts off with the planning stage, which can also be referred to as ACT I: The Creation, where storyboards of various sexual acts and roles each character will perform, during and after wreckage, will be created. A detailed time line which maps out when these tasks will occur is highly recommended to avoid chaos, confusion, and accidental penetration. This will include, but not limited to, the delegation of sexual acts and duties such as the Dump Truck, Cleveland Steamroll, Houdini, Spinning Dragon, Alabama Hot Pocket, Tub Shot, Donkey Punch, Cincinnati Bowtie, Abe Lincoln, Angry Pirate, and Delhi Dot. Props, such as a horse for a Kentucky Derby, may be permitted.more...
ACT II: The Deed is the execution of the assigned tasks with ar...
|4.||Great Northern Train Wreck|
The Great Northern Train Wreck or GNTW is an explicit sex move involving five males and two females. The steps to performing the GNTW are as follows:
1) Male #1 sits on chair.
2) Female #1 rides Male #1 facing away from him.
3) Male #2 does a hand stand in front of Female #1.
4) Female #1 insert Male #2s penis into her mouth.
5) Female #2 stands behind Male #2 and feasts on his anus.
6) Male #3 lies on his back, between Female #2 legs and Male #2s arms.
7) Female #2 rides Male #3.
8) Male #4 stands directly behind Female #2 and rams her anus with his penis.
9) Male #5 puts his feet on Male #4s shoulders and hands on Male #1s shoulders. Arching over top of the rest of the party.
10) Female #2 gives a hand job to Male #5.
Note: Warnings must be given before loads are blown.
Hey Chris, Julian, Scott and Adam, lets Great Northern Train Wreck those two hoes!
|5.||typo train wreck|
A typo train wreck occurs when a person attempts to correct their typo(s) only to end up becoming sequential typos. A typo train wreck finally comes to a halt in an often all caps ending.
"I was at my grandfather's house ladt night in Wyoming"
"Lol. typo train wreck"
|6.||Montreal train wreck|
The misfortune of pulling out during anal sex to be followed by a "coal car" (a.k.a. fecal overflow). To complete the maneuver, one must ejaculate on the bloody fecal matter, the aftermath resembling a train wreck.
My roommate Karl ruined my sheets after he pulled a Montreal train wreck on that skeezer. (Based on true events.)
When 2 or more men successfully run a train (have sex) on a woman one after the other.
She'd be a fucking train wreck!