fag train 

A fag train is someone who you know is really gay and wont admit it. You call them a fag train because you know they take it up the butt.

Dude Joey Huot is such a fag train but he wil never just tell the truth.

Wow that guy in the crocs is such a fag train its unbelievable.

fag train by jack the tank June 20, 2011

Fag Train 

A series of gay/faggy events or people.

Nixon was a fag for watergate. Ford was a fag for pardoning him.... therefore they are a Fag Train.

4 guys waiting on line to watch a chick flick would also be a fag train.

I just saw Jerry blowing 5 guys... he must be blowing the fag train. I hope they shoot gonorrhea in his eye and he dies

Fag Train by Parth S Patel March 23, 2011

Faggotry Train 

For when two or more people repeatedly engage in a harmful connection or relationship, opting to continue riding the repeating track of incompatibility and conflict, instead of addressing existing issues or separating and disbanding all together.

It can also refer to a followed agenda or habit (Relating to a social value that's self-destructive and self-gratifying, or even failing to commit to an announced goal despite failing before, and having the opportunity to improve upon future attempts, but instead sending oneself down the same track with the same destination as before.

Joey and Martha continued riding the faggotry train as they kept getting back together in fruitless relationships. Even though Joey has the sex experience of a denialistic virgin, while Martha is a dishonest and hypocritical skank.

Cain, upon realizing he will never get a victory royal if he keeps relying on his friend group as a dedicated squad, announced: "Know what guys? This friend group isn't for me. You all can't aim for shit, and I can't stand hanging out with you guys when Issac is there. He never showers between his fat rolls and the rest of you have too much patience for him despite the rest of us collectively becoming anorexic because of his forever existing and evolving stench. This is a never ending faggotry train, and I'm getting out of it because I'm sick of this."

Despite nobody caring after the 8th time, Kennedy continued to threaten acts of suicide because she couldn't work her job for more than 6 minutes without reaching her phone with her fat little finger sausages and getting written up for it. She's been on a faggotry train streak and will be riding it for the foreseeable future.

Faggotry Train by Angzoe May 30, 2025