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A word used in america which simply means caravan park in Australia! Also trailer parks are very cheap in quality and quantity, full of junkies, dodgy people and druggies! Things cant get better in a tip! Two trailer park girls are smoking hashish!
Two caravan park girls sniffing coke! |
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| 2. | TPQ | ||
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Trailer Park Quality That gal said that she is shopping for a new car at the police impound lot; now she's real TPQ.
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| 3. | Bakersfield | ||
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The closest thing to Texas you are going to get in California. Rent here is one the cheapest in California. Land is very affordable here. more...
It is an hour and half away from Los Angeles and the Central Coast, and is thirty minutes to an hour away from the mountains. It's boring as fuck unless you like riding dirtbikes, farms, oilfields, 4-wheeling, going to concerts, shows, the Kern county fair, swimming, drinking, or doing drugs. High quality Methamphetamine can be found in any trailer park and is a very popular drug of choice here. It has the same air quality as Los Angeles, can get up to 110 degrees during the summer, and has the highest rate of teen pregnancy and STDs in the country. Girls are hot here but they get around like hula hoops and will get pregnant and have your kids to receive welfare benefits and child support. Liberty High, Stockdale High, Centennial High, Garces, and Bakersfield High are the best high schools here. Colleges are Bakersfield College and Cal State University of Bakersfield where Tito Ortiz went to. Best neighborhoods to live in Bakersfield is in the Northwest and Northeast. Neighborhoods you want to stay far away from is Oildale and neighborhoods near and/or on Cottonwood road and Martin Luther King Blvd. Gangs here consist of various sets of Crips that roll deep as fuck claim East Side, country boy Crips on the South Side, and West Side Crips. Bloods are few in number. Peckerwoods are in Oildale. |
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| 4. | manky | ||
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(adjective, slang, northeastern US) a level of attractiveness in which the person described is hot, but just a little bit trashy; exhibiting a quality of physical attrctiveness despite obviously trashy traits Bartender at Hoedown Junction had a great body, but the feathered bangs and Poison t-shirt made her manky.
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| 5. | Bakersfield | ||
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The land Bakersfield occupies used to be a barren, desert-like field. It is known for its agriculture, the Crystal Palace (gross country music hall), Buck Owens (gross country singer), home of the shitty rock band KORN, and oil pumps that litter various areas of town.
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With a population of nearly a half million, it is the third largest inland city in California. God knows why, it's a pretty horrible place, with summer (late May-mid October) temperatures averaging in the high 90s and air quality that can practically disable you. Winter is short and usually doesn't get colder than 50 degrees in the daytime. Methamphetamine is as easily found as a soda machine and getting drunk at parties in the middle of fields is a common Friday night activity. Housing used to be dirt-cheap, but as of recently it's increased drastically. Statistics show that every single day 10 people from Los Angeles move into Bakersfield. Ridiculously, there is only one real shopping mall {Valley Plaza} so at any given time it is too crowded to take a breath. Much of the population are Mexicans that hop the border and invade town then clog the streets protesting their "deserved rights" when they are not even citizens. Areas of town are sort of defined by the high schools: South High (southside), East High (eastside) don't walk the streets at night because you WILL ge... |
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| 6. | Bakersfield | ||
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With a population of nearly a half million, it is the third largest inland city in California. God knows why, it's a pretty horrible place, with summer (late May-late October) temperatures averaging in the high 90s and air quality that can practically disable you. Winter is short and usually doesn't get colder than 50 degrees in the daytime.
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Meth is as easily found as soda machines and getting drunk at parties in the middle of fields is a common Friday night activity. Housing used to be dirt-cheap, but as of recently it's increased drastically. Statistics show that every single day 10 people from LA move into Bakersfield. Ridiculously, there is only one real shopping mall (Valley Plaza) so at any given time it is too crowded to take a breath. Much of the population are Mexicans that hop the border and invade town then clog the streets protesting their "deserved rights" when they are not even citizens. Areas of town are sort of defined by the high schools: South High (southside), East High (eastside) {don't walk the streets at night because you WILL get stabbed by a mexican gang}, North High (north) {A.K.A. Oildale- which isn't a city in itself, just a name for the trailer park/white trash part of town], West High (west) {if you want t... |
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| 7. | Kernersville | ||
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This is a small town that you have probably never heard about, right smack in the middle of everything. more...
12.1 square miles of BORING. It's overpopulated, of course, with over 1,400 people per square mile. we've got a fair share of everything here in "k-ville", including those beaner girls that have 10 kids and obviously have never heard of birth control. oh wait, they just can't afford it. and the hoodrats who clear the shelves of the only walmart in town of kool-aid. and the asians, of course. you can find them in the nice suburbs, the ones with the small pastel houses and lots of gardens. but mainly, those white people make up 84% of the population. There's nothing to do here in this stupid town. you can go to the skating ring on friday nights, where you will find the local scene kids and lesbians, the gangsters that always find a way to get thrown out, and the occaisonal group of overweight middle school nerds. or you can go to the cheepass $3 dollar theatre that never seems to get movies out on time, or at all. the scene kid population here is over flowing. you can find them at the walmart in the middle of the night clearing the shelves of eyeliner and black hairdye, they all look the same. most people are poor here, but get enough to survive. about 22% of people here are under the poverty line, those people being old farts and teens. people think it's cool to have there name on the quality mart sign on there birthday, and the number of skanks that dress in holl... |
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