| 1. | Trailer Parkin' | ||
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Disguising one self as a respectable member of a trailer park so that one may walk through a trailer park to observe and make fun of the occupants that reside there. 1: Hey, my buddy and I went trailer parkin' today down at Junction City Regency Mobile Home Park.
2: You guys find anything good? 1: Yeah we saw this guy who had a hand built cinder block wall around his trailer. We believe he was preparing for the Zombie Apocalypse. |
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| 2. | frizzleburg | ||
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A trailer park that everyone knows about but only a select few live there. If you've ever entered a house located in such a place, you will actually find it quite roomy as far as trailers go. Make sure you have a list of who lives there and constantly get more info about your local form of this community. "Hey, did you hear John moved into Frizzleburg? Let's go make fun of him!"
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| 3. | Trailer Treasure | ||
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Something that’s just so trailer park kitsch that you just can’t help but love it. When Maryann saw the black velvet painting of Elvis, Princess Diana, and Dale Earnhardt drinking beers while floating on clouds in heaven, she just couldn’t pass it up. It was just TOO great a Trailer Treasure to not buy.
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| 4. | trailer park thrash | ||
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White migrants who came from europe and never went back Jeff Foxworthy makes fun of trailer park thrash
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| 5. | jellystone park | ||
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pretty much the BEST place on the planet. there atleast one park in almost every state. the Java NewYork park is basically the best place on earth. Its not just a campground, its more of a resort vacation spot. At the newyork location, there are chalets(my favorite), cabins, and trailer/rv spots. there is an activity center where fun things go on every day, a ranger station with a conveniance store/gift shop and gameroom. There is a large pond stocked wioth fish, a beach, and an amazing outdoor pool. it is yogi-bear themed, which is sweeeet. alot of people think its stupid when they see the yogi bear part of it, but honestly, its like the disney world effect: it makes u feel happy by seeing things u might of liked when u were little. but its not like corny and dumb. its really subtle. and the campground is beautiful..i love this place sooo much "have you ever been to yogi bear;s jellystone park"
"*starts to cry*" "whats wrong???!?!?" "i love that place so much..i wish i lived there" |
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| 6. | Land Squid | ||
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A land squid is a common phenomenon found often in urban areas. These solitary creatures, much like worms, only appear outside occasionally. Usually after teenage fornication, condom ballooning, tea bagging’s and other such sexual ambiguous events. They usually look sad and crushed. The land squid can be found on concrete side walks, but is more commonly found in vaguely secluded shrubbery where by a one minute tim just finished and discarded a condom. They have no breeding habits and their diets are rather vulgar. The land squid has no natural predators except for adolescent male humans who place them on a stick in order to chase undesirable siblings away, or conversely to court a female. Many land squids can be observed just off the path in Lord Stanley National Park: Vancouver, Canada. "It seems that the shrubbery outside the trailer park has an infestation of land squids, must be those smith kids again."
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| 7. | fontucky | ||
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The word combination of the places Fontana, CA and Kentucky. People who live in other, nicer areas of southern California often make fun of Fontana because of the many trailer parks, loose chickens running around, and the trailer park trash that reside there. KKK lives there, along with some low-class Mexicans and blacks. It is the backwoods of California. More recently, Fontana is experiencing urban sprawl with housing developments coinciding with high real estate prices, and chain stores and fast food restaurants that have made Fontana a better place to live. But it will never shake the reputation it is had as Fontucky. Man 1: Dude, where are you?
Man 2: I'm on the 10 Fwy on the way to Palm Springs. Man 1: What's taking so long? Man 2: Dude, I'm stuck here in traffic in Fontucky. |
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