oscar wilde said "tragedy is when i cut my finger, comedy is when you fall down an open manhole cover and die".
"oh man, i broke a nail, what a tragedy"
"that dude just fell into an open sewer and died! hahaha!"
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When the feeling's gone and you can't go on
When you lose control and you have no soul, it's tragedy
by Anonymous May 14, 2003

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A diss made my Nicki Minaj targeted at Lil' Kim. She got murdered by Nicki.
Pink Friday, Eminem, 8 Mile
It must hurt to sell your album off PayPal
'Specially when you in the game 15, 20
You was hot when Shaq teamed up with Penny
Man, you was magic!
I mean, look at you now, ho, you just tragic!
You a tragedy, you a parody
Last name Ann, first name Raaaaaaggggedy
These goofy bitches is stupidity personified
Ayo, Wayne, you want it gully, or the Gaza side
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by Rpgluvr13 July 25, 2017

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The opposite of jokes; the antithesis of cool. Invented by Nerdfighter John Green.
Hey, remember when you stole my ex-girlfriend? That was really tragedies.
by valerie2776 April 22, 2008

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A complete fail, a terrible series of events, a failed gathering, a lame time, a fall through of plans, or any exaggerated mishap
Grant: Dude there are 7 people at this party
Austin: I don't understand man, 550 people were invited
Grant: This is a tragedy
by The Only G-Money August 22, 2010

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when Drama(see "drama") is abound and it causes a bad scene. can cause the loss of friends, the hurting of feelings, etc. also prominant in the gay community.
Allie: they were causing so much drama i couldnt take it anymore.
Josh: well thats their tragedy to handle now.
by Allie May 19, 2003

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A tragic event in which an apprentice kills their master in his sleep.
Did you ever hear the Tragedy of Darth Plagueis "the Wise"? I thought not. It's not a story the Jedi would tell you. It's a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith so powerful and so wise, he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create... life. He had such a knowledge of the Dark Side, he could even keep the ones he cared about... from dying. The Dark Side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful, the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. Ironic. He could save others from death... but not himself.
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