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1.
The unfortunate position of being stuck in heavy, unmoving traffic, especially traffic that is stalled for no visible reason.
I would have been here earlier, but I was totally traffucked.
by Jules_in_LA November 06, 2006
 
2.
Stuck in really bad traffic
"Man, I've been traffucked for the last one hour. Nothing's moving here, it's like a parking lot."
by BombayAddict January 08, 2009
 
3.
To be delayed due to a high volume of traffic.
Dude, we would have been here right on time, but we got traffucked.
by XC Jay April 10, 2008
 
4.
to be fucked by horrible traffic.
Christina was TRAFFUCKED this morning because of the overturned big rig on the 60 freeway.
by KroqnGirl July 23, 2009
 
5.
Get stuck in a traffic jam.
Jane got traffucked on her way to the gym.
by Nãvnã December 28, 2013
 
6.
an excuse for being late for almost anything you had to drive to.
i would have gotten here sooner but the I-5 traffucked me for 45 minutes.
by xdeadhead March 21, 2012