|43.||let me know how that works out for you|
February 15, 2012 Urban Word of the Day
the easiest way to end an argument when your opponent relays their intentions to do something that you do not agree with.
(online or in text msg, etc)
"I have to go shopping"
'I shop online, you must have tons of time on your hands. it's Christmas and the stores are packed!'
"The traffic here is fine."
'I thought it was snowing there.'
"I have snow tires! duh."
'You know, there are websites that sell things much cheaper.'
"But there is a sale going on at my favorite place!"
'fine. let me know how that works out for you.'
Best way to diffuse (yep, this is trolling!): "U mad?"
Small town just north of Baltimore City but is actually in Baltimore County. Towson is the Center of Baltimore County Government.
Towson is a fun place to live. Towson is not as rich and snooty as all that. Towson has two section 8 projects right smack in the middle of its Downtown. The Towson Section 8 tenant residents are more stuck up than any of the college students or old dames. Towson Section 8 tenants are mostly sad trash without cash. Old gay queens sit on park benches like spiders waiting for a young college fly to digest. Homeless bums infest the benches near the public library trading foul odors like playing cards. Heroin addicts stumble around looking for the nearby public defenders offices. Losers shop the narrow streets lined with Bail Bonds outlets. Ramshackle houses line small crowded streets trying to look historic but suceeding more at looking tired, forelorn and just plain worn out.
Yes Towson has its upscale pop. There are lots of college students and lots of bars for them to get smashed out of their gords drunk. There are wonderful places to eat. The number's 8, 11, 48 and 3 buses bring folks from the inner city to shop at one of the few remaining super malls offering high end merchandise in Baltimore. Towson Town Mall food court is filled with urban day trippers. Poor inner city folks who come out for a day of window shopping at fine stores. In the mall you see poor folk in tube tops and bras drooling over things they will likely never be able to afford.
You see huge ladies with thunder hips walking through the mall with tight fitting tops revealing endless rolls of hot smelly lard like fat. The biggest fat people are always standing in the way of mall traffic talking loud and acting boorish. Fat ugly thugged out men walking down the mall with equally ugly fat ladies trying desperately to look as if they belong among the endless sea of rich college kids whose every move speaks volumes about their having been born to a rich carefree lifestyle of which many dream.
Towson is home to ugly condos rushed up in a hurry during the housing bubble that never sold and ended up cheap apartment housing for college students. Towson is still upscale despite it all with Markets where you can spend $20 dollors buying all the fixin's for a tuna fish sandwich.
The smallest county in Texas is also home to some seriously stupid kids. In the High Schools 1/2 of the kids smoke weed and almost all of them leave High School non Virgins. The few black guys there are have the hottest white girls on their dicks at will. It is also impossible to find a hot girl who hasn't sent out nude pics. Every hot girl in the school (im talking to you RHHS) has some seriously hot nude pics. Good luck trying to thrive here if you are any religion besides christian. The word Jesus is in every other sentence that comes out of peoples mouths here. Did i mention Chuck Norris also live in this town? Not to sure what brought him here, the low perfect blend of city and country or the fine ass milfs that live here feeding off of their rich ass husbands. Located next to a large lake you can always count on the hot chicks of Facebook posting sexy Bikini pics on their boats. If you are intrested in this town do not move here. Our streets are falling apart from heavy traffic and we dont want anymore people moving in.
Those kids were smoking weed like they lived in Rockwall Texas.
A badass car that gets about 26 miles to the gallon on the highway, is bulletproof, has great suspension and lots of room for fucking some fine ass bitches. Shit's fast as fuck and the 1994-95 models with the 3.8L V6 were known to attain speeds of over 150 miles per hour. You could get hit by a train and it would still drive away.
Frequently targeted by the police for unwarranted traffic stops for no reason in particular to search for drugs.
Often owned by upper class drug traffickers and dealers, as well as street level dealers, professionals, older folks, and really old folks.
"Nigga, you got that Buick Regal doe? You cray homeshizzle, dat shit dope as fuck. Where you hide the fishscale in dis shit"?
|47.||the 4th quarter|
When in a night club situation and its 1 hour before the club close. this is the last chance to attract a member of the opposite sex.
If the party starts at 12am and finishes at 4am
the 4th quarter is from 3am to 4am. This is subject to change given the length the night club stays open but its always 1 hour before the club is closed
Matt: did you see that girl damn she is fine ima go dance with her
Mike: yea she is but you waited till the 4th quarter to dance with her, now she is dancing with someone else
Matt: damn i messed that up
Matt: what time do you think you will be comming to the party
Mike: there is so much traffic on my way ill be there by the 4th quarter
A female vlogger who's vacuous videos emphasize her breasts at every possible opportunity in order to accumulate views. The video thumbnail will also contain a prominent picture of her breasts.
The actual video content and dialogue is typically dire. Many viewers will note in the comments that they muted the sound in order to increase their enjoyment of the video.
The term comes from a variation of the term "Youtuber," one who uses Youtube. We arrive at "Boobtuber," one who uses one's boobs to generate traffic on their Youtube channel, by substituting "Bob" for "You" in Youtube. This is also a clever play on words in that a "Boobtube" is also a ladies garment often sported by Boobtubers in their videos.
Boobtuber's videos are popular with young males who have strict (militant) parents that would severely reprimand them if they were found to be viewing dubious sites, whereas good wholesome Youtube is considered fine..."It's ok mom, it's only Youtube...etc etc"
"You're not watching that boobtuber again are you? She's clearly not an intelligent person"
Boobtuber's video comments section:
"Thumbs up if you clicked here for the boobs" (4567 thumbs up)
Scenario of young male with strict militant parents:
Billy: "Mom is it ok if I go on Youtube for 3 hours?"
Mom: "Sure Billy, what are you going to look at?"
Billy: "I'm interested in learning Japanese"
Mom: "Knock your self out Billy"
Billy --> Runs to the computer, fires up Youtube and searches for "Japanese word of the week,"
Wonders what the phrase for "Oh yeah baby" is in Japanese...requests that a video covers that specific phrase in the comments section.