a food store that offers a fine variety of foods to many people. the staff are generally funny people. every product they offer has been tested for quality, and they make sure that their products are good in every way. they also do not sell "third party" foods, every thing is grown/harvested/made by them.
Trader Joes pomegranate juice is the shit
When two gay guys fart in each others mouths and then make out.
Look at those dudes, they just did the trader joes.