tracts of land 

A euphemism for breasts. Traditionally preceded by "she's got huge."

"Don't like her?! What's wrong with her? She's beautiful,

she's rich, she's got huge... tracts of land."

Bro 1: "Yo, I'm telling you dawg, that chick was fine."

Bro 2: "WTF! That buffoocka was a 4/10, at best!"

Bro 1: "Naw man, she got HUGE tracts of land."

tracts of land by Mr. Orangutan November 3, 2013

Huge Tracts of Land

Big freakin' knockers

She's rich, she's beautiful, she's got. . . huge tracts of land. . . .

Huge Tracts of Land by Biff Malibu November 3, 2003

Large Tracts Of Land 

Description for a woman with large breasts. Often used by Rennisaunce Festival Workers.

"That lass has large tracts of land!" (Imagine guy holding hands in front of his chest and leering lol)

Large Tracts Of Land by Ravenwolf B. March 5, 2006

Switching Tracts 

After sex, while trying to pee, the act of waiting to switch from sperm tract to urinary tract.

It took forever last night, I had to stand over the toilet for twenty minutes switching tracts!

Switching Tracts by KT77 December 20, 2019

Bingley Tractor 

A Filipino pulling a plough

Dave: Bobby! You cheap fuck.. You can afford a John Deere tractor but your that fucking cheap, you've got a Bingley Tractor

Bingley Tractor by Greg_the_Smeg February 12, 2019

mawdesley tractor 

A large, luxury SUV. Driven exclusively by upper middle class snobbish pricks.

Outside the private school there were loads of Mawdesley tractors dropping Gideon and Henrietta off.

mawdesley tractor by jjpwfelli December 30, 2015

bonus tracks 

since a cd has a larger capacity than a vinyl record some record companies feel compelled to fill in that extra space when a classic album is re-released on cd

Bonus tracks are often alternative versions of songs already on the album or in some cases they are songs that weren't on the original release simply because they suck. Some people think bonus tracks ruin the integrity of the original recording.

bonus tracks by Mr.Juan-derful April 18, 2010