| 1. | The German Stienburg | ||
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One of the most complex and vile sexual acts to be performed... It requires strength, focus and tremendous commitment.
The German Stienburg starts with a man anally plundering a female that is bent over while he is simultaneously holding a tractor tire over his head and using it to do shoulder presses (as in a strongman competition). While pressing the tire and banging the girl he screams out "shiza" every time he makes a press. After the man makes coitus, he drops the tractor tire on back of the female's head...rendering her unconcious. Finally he lifts up her naked body and proceeds to bench press her... all the while counting his repetitions in a loud, harsh, commanding, German accent. (If you can count in German that is ideal... but if not the accent will suffice). "Dude, I have to stop by the farm later and borrow a tractor tire, my girlfriend is finally going to let me give her The German Stienburg."
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| 2. | Tire ass | ||
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A person with an arse-hole as big as a tractor tire. Matt Grindey
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| 3. | chaud | ||
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wherein the length of the male genetalia is infact of greater width than length. A real chaud, should one be so unlucky as to see one, looks remakably similiar to a hockey puck or a miniture tractor tire. Those suffering from an inwardly collapsing scrotom, must take careful measures to keep their chaud syndrome in balance. I recommend atleast 3 tablespoons of confectionary sugar daily, and as much crystal meth as one can get one's hands upon Wow, I smoked too much meth today.
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| 4. | busted out tracktor tire | ||
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a gnarly pussy that looks like roast beef is dangling from Most girls on sublime directory have pussys that look like blown out tractor tires.
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| 5. | TheFireFreek | ||
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wherein the length of the male genetalia is infact of greater width than length. A real FireFreek, should one be so unlucky as to see one, looks remakably similiar to a hockey puck or a miniture tractor tire. Those suffering from an inwardly collapsing scrotom, must take careful measures to keep their chaud syndrome in balance. I recommend atleast 3 tablespoons of confectionary sugar daily, and as much crystal meth as one can get one's hands upon
Wow, I smoked too much meth today. A homo from RSC, Looks weird, tried to rape CHAUD
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| 6. | firefreek | ||
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When the length of the male genetal is greater in width than length. A real firefreek, should one be so unlucky as to see one, looks remakably similiar to a hockey puck or a miniture tractor tire. Those suffering from an inwardly collapsing scrotom, must take careful measures to keep their firefreek syndrome in balance. I recommend atleast 3 tablespoons of confectionary sugar daily, and as much crystal meth as one can get one's hands upon OMG! Is that a firefreek from RSC!
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| 7. | cruller | ||
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A tractor-tire shaped donut sold at Tim Hortons in Canada. It is made, I swear, of sugar, lard and pure, uncut cocaine. If you're going to Tims I'll have a double double and some crullers.
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