Funken Dracebooking

The ability to update one's Facebook status whilst inebriated. Status updates usually display primal passions of the person that are naturally inhibited when not having consumed excessive amounts of alcohol. Status update usually contains a high degree of incoherence, possible vulgarity, typos, grammatically incorrect elements or overtly emotional or embarrassing elements that the facebook user could not withhold sharing. Hence, "funken dracebook" is used as an apology to say that one was not in their right mind during the last status update.

"I'm sorry, I totally was Funken Dracebooking that last status update"

Funken Dracebooking by VikingMan13 February 4, 2010

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TrashBook Pro

MacBook Pros made by Apple from 2016 to 2020 that were too thin to cool properly, had keyboards that broke within one week of owning the thing and didn't have any ports

A: Hey is that a new computer?
B: Yeah I upgraded after my TrashBook Pro overheated so much it burned my house down along with all its dongles.

TrashBook Pro by ncmd October 1, 2022

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TrashBook

A derogatory term used in place of "MacBook". It is used to insinuate the substandard performance that the Macbook displays in comparison to other laptops of a similar or lower price.

Why purchase a $2000 TrashBook when you can purchase something that does more for $1000?

TrashBook by onytay January 7, 2015

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Treebook

A book made of paper, predecessor to the ebook.

Because I love trees, I'm buying ebooks instead of treebooks. Okay, it's really because I love showing off my iPad. Still saving trees, though!

Treebook by cherryblossom June 25, 2010

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