Very reliable japanese car company Toyota, known for great quality, fuel efficient sedans, and the infamous MR2 and Toyota Supra. FYI the supra is a ride that is easy on the gas, and wil flatten any muscle car in a race (not counting drag, but then, any idiot can take a '67 with automatic transmission and floor it at the stoplight)
Generally better than any of the crap american car companies (Not counting Saleen, Callaway, Shelby and DeLorean - Those at least had style/performance/uniqueness)(apologies for any errors, typing on a laptop and the keyboard is wierd)
Jimmy has a '69 mustang, joe has a Toyota MR2
They go race at a track, NOT a straight loser/drag-strip. Joe wins, even though he has a ~150 HP disadvantage. Jimmy then bitches that it wasnt fair, that joe had sabotaged him by having a lighter more efficient and stylish ride. Joe then kills jimmy for being a douchebag, and sells the shitty mustang as scrap metal.
The car thats always moving forward.... Always
no matter how hard you slam on your brakes your Toyota won't stop
Crap. Reliable and regular as my grandmother's prune-fed bowel movements, maybe, but still crap.
Neighbor A: "Wow! Is that your new Toyota?"
Neighbor B: "Sure is! What do you think?!"
Neighbor A: "...well, it's crap."
Car that never stops even when you press hard on the brakes.
Im trying to stop this bitch but its moving foward right into that tree,BAM BITCH TOYOTA LAUCE
A company that recalled more cars than it sold in 2006.
Damn, your Toyota Camry is ugly as hell.
1. A supremely reliable car of Japanese design. Formerly imported direct from Japan, now more commonly assembled in the USA.
2. Most likely any non-Honda car with over 300,000 on the odometer.
3. A vehicle with normally bland body styling, an underpowered engine, and weak acceleration that is easy on the wallet, and prettymuch indestructible.
4. A company known mostly for the Camry, that has a produced a few outstanding exceptions to itself. Namely the Celica Supra, and the Mid-Engined MR2.
5. Also sold under the Brand 'Lexus', and more recently 'Scion'.
Me: Dad, when are you going to get rid of that '73 Corona of yours?
Dad: When the engine finally dies.
Me: Let's see. The heater's broken, the trunk is rusted out, the odometer is nearly at 400,000, the radio is somewhere around a truck stop on Skykomish, and the exaust system is prettymuch useless. One day you're going to go outside, there will just be the engine sitting by it's lonely self in the driveway and it will STILL work.
During the 1980's the Toyota Camry was prettymuch a government issued car.
Yet another Japanese car manufacturer. Known by ricers as God for creating the Toyota Supra. Had the movie, Fast and Furious not come out, none of these ignorant ricer kids would know shit about the Supra.
Bob: Dale, did you know Toyota is going to be in NASCAR next year?
i asian made car that kills you when ever it feels like
My toyota prius just gave me aids yo