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The Towson University Uniform 

noun: A truly hideous and unflattering outfit worn by all the blonde-haired biddies of Towson University in Maryland. It is primarily worn during the winter months, yet is extremely impractical as it does not provide significant warmth to the wearer.

The Towson University Uniform consists of a Northface jacket, Ugg boots, black tights (without anything over them) and a Towson University T-shirt.

The Towson University Uniform may be supplemented by a variety of accessories including but not limited to: a Vera Bradley handbag or purse, 4-inch jean skirt, cameltoe, trendy decorative scarf, or oversized sunglasses.

The Towson University Uniform speaks volumes about the thickheadedness of some girls. You look fucking retarded! Have some respect for yourself and put some pants on for god's sake; no one wants to see your cameltoe! Ugg boots are a crime against nature. It's remarkable how many random girls at a public school could be wearing the same thing at any given time.
Marco: "Don't you think that girl would be so much more attractive if she wasn't wearing the Towson University Uniform?"

Sean: "Definitely, those ugg boots are ugly as shit and that cameltoe really isn't doing anything for me."
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Towsonite 

A person who hung out or hangs out in the Towson area of Baltimore Maryland. While not an official group or organized gang, this loose knit group of individuals of all races, sexual orientations and walks of life consider themselves a family and have taken care of their own since the late 1980s. Originally begun by a core group of social outcasts by the mid to late 90s the group had swelled to several hundred. Accused of being hooligans, misfits and runaways the group survives to this day.
Look at all the Towsonites out tonight.

Wow the streets are empty tonight, the Towsonites must be having a party.

Towson is too quiet the Towsonites must be at the tracks.
Towsonite by CIMgod June 29, 2012
Towson. The nations epicenter for lacrosse and all things plaid. a spring day in towson is like being lost in a sea of pink, neon green, and baby blue. towson is 2nd to none in the amount of public-private schools in a single area. its the kind of place where it doesnt matter who throws a party, but where that person goes to high school. towson is the origin of the "field party", although you will have to go to a surrounding area to actually see a field party. The center of attention in towson is Bateman's on a monday night, and outside towson commons on a friday night, for all teenagers in their plaid shorts and popped collars. Towson is the "prep" capital of the world. Where every girl is loaded off her daddy's money, and decked out in only Abercrombie or American Eagle; nothing less will suffice. Following graduation Ocean City, Maryland becomes the new "towson" for the single most eventful, party filled, drunken, chaotic week of your life: SENIOR WEEK. Where ever you are now, and however old you are, if you ever lived here, you will forever be, a towson kid.
first weekend in may: Towson festival...this will give you an example.
towson by LRLax3 March 16, 2005

Tea Towompowomp 

The best youtuber that will live past the heat death of the universe. for Tea Towompowomp is the universe. BROTHER
I passed a red light so Tea Towompowomp shot me with a laser canon.
Tea Towompowomp by Tea Towompowomp February 19, 2021

towson university 

A relatively unknown school in Maryland, second to College Park in both size and stature, but certainly not in partying. Close proximity to Baltimore allows frequent trips to some of the best yet cheapest clubs and bars in the USA. Home to a top 10 Lacrosse program on the rise as well as the 5+ time NCAA champion dance team, yet most fans remain apathetic or fans of UMD. Nightlife is run mostly by greeklife and people from out of state. most MDers go home to mom and dad dreaming of transfering to College Park, but they won't 8 times out of 10.

Most noteworthy- Towson has the most beautiful girls. The ratio to men is something in the 65/35 area, and the women above an 8 on the 1-10 scale hovers around 75% every year. It WILL make you go home and think of everyone as ugly and relatively boring.
Towson's girls are the hottest on the East Coast by far.
towson university by rock lo March 27, 2005
Truth is anyone who's from Towson loves it for one reason and hates it for another (even if its a small reason). The weird thing about Towson is when you leave, you miss it(even though you don't want too), and when you're there you want to get the hell out (or so you think). Once you have left, even if you never return, you will always have a little piece of it inside you. It might be a memory of your first Lily dress or your favorite pair of Uggs, or maybe its a memory of the first time you smoked at Towson Commons or roamed around town drunk. Thing is there's a little bit of everything in Towson, and a little bit of Towson in anyone who's ever lived there.
Towson fosters a multitude of fun stuff for people of every color, shape, size, and scene. Its true, you know it, deal.
towson by peanut April 7, 2005