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A boy/ girl who conforms to the stereotypical 'ooh look at me i'm a hardman from brixton' motto.They are narrowminded beyond belief, and believe that anyone who does not conform to popular culture (dresses differently, listens to Real music, not that rap junk or shameless wannabes like avril lavigne) doesn't smoke, or DOES have any ambitions beyond pumping jacks at a gas station or serving burgers at mcdonalds is a threat. A townie tends to target a victim's choice of music, when the truth that that townie music is truly awful, and devoid of any tune or talent whatsoever. To simplify it, rap music is just a bunch of losers with over inflated egos talking about themselves in an infuriating monotone over a beat that repeats itself 50 or so times. They do not have a life and waste their childhood hiding behind an image which they could never hope to acheive. Worst of all they glamourise their supposedly harsh lives, when really they're from the suburbs and part of happily married families. They love being sucked off by their bitches who they treat with no respect or dignity whatsoever, but the bitches don't have any self respect either, and therefore do not care how much cum they swallow. In short a nasty piece of work.
'I've been threatened by townies simply for WALKING in tjheir general direction'
by Silent bob April 05, 2004
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The type of people, who, if asked the time would reply, "What, ya being cheeky, fukin startin me like?"

Surviving only by basing their lives around the Pack Mentality, townies hunt in groups for anything even Slightly differant to what they consider "Normal", i.e. Identical to Them.

So if you don't happen to buy your clothes in Fake Burberry from the local market, avoid at all costs.

Unable to cope with the fact they are the most unintelligent (have the same average IQ as thecommon cold) and pathetic sub-species upon the face of the earth they swarm towns with bottles of cheap cider and wine, and, after locating, cluster around lone targets with shouts of "Goff" and "Moshaaaaaahhhhh"
Townie 1 - "Ear, You a Goff?"
Townie 2- "Yea, fuking Goff like"
Person - "What? No"
Townie 1- "Yea ya are! Fuk"
Townie 2 - "What are ya then??"
Person - "I'm just me"
Townie 1 - "Whats one of them? Is it like a Goff?"
by Emetib April 27, 2004
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"jafake-ans"
usually full of racist bullshit, which is pretty ironic when the people they idolise are black.
The funniest example i can think of about the utter lack of imagination these joblessbrainlesshomophobicracistbastards have is about a girl i know walking down the street when some townie knob comes along on his crappy little "look at me im so 'ard, off the back off a lorry 'BMX' bike" and kicks out at her as he passes,generally acting like a shit, Anyway, this girl shouts "gets some Stabilisers u ignorant shit!" (which i thought was fair), and (this is what made me laugh) the boy shouts out "STABILISE YO MUM!". HAHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHhahahahahahHHAHAHHhhhahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!
by Greengirl January 01, 2004
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A person who enjoys hanging round in small-large groups on street corners and ask for 20p 'to use the phone box' or 'to get home' (despite it being popular knowledge that they live a few yards away). They often cease their actions if you outsmart them by calling them words like 'torglodite' in which case they simply say 'aw brass' and walk off.
Typical townie - grunger convo:

Townie: Eh wot come 'ere
Grunger:.....
Townie Ah blad set me 20p to use the phone box
Grunger: i dont have 20p
Townie: i KNOW u got papes, jump up and down blad.
Grunger: .....
Townie: ehhhhhhh brass wot phones u got?
Grunger: walks off muttering 'shut the f*ck up
by John March 15, 2004
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Townie girls have very pale often scaby skin. Hair is pulled back into very very tight bun (see bunhead) or pony tail. Very very aggressive in packs and will not bear to be glanced at by non-townies. Marginalised members of society who take their aggression out on others. Constantly angry at everyone and probably themselves. Really bad diets of KFC and fanta hence skin conditions.
One townie to ordinary member of the public engaged in the art of conversation "Wot ya chattin' abah?"
by Dave September 17, 2003
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A person who is fake as fuck. An airhead. Boarderline retarded . A true back stabber. They think you're their friend but then talk shit behind your back. A person who despises the life they made for themselves and tries to live yours . They think they're your friend but in all reality they're you worst enemy . They'll steal all your friends and do anything to make your life more difficult .
Hey throw a pallet on some townie keeps putting wet wood on the fire.
by vandesauce March 12, 2017
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a early form of chav as they dressed the same as chavs they smoked the same as chavs and drunk the same as chavs but unlikechavsthey didnt use bother when starting they just sat thier and didnt cause too much bother
i wish townies hadnt evolved into chavs
by Dick-slap-dave April 29, 2008
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