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The knobs who not so much as walk down the street, but like to sway, probably coz the size of their brains give them the wrong co-ordinates of which way to walk.
They like to go to the skateparks in groups of 10 or more wearing their crappy "Burberry" caps, most of them will be on bikes, so as to make a quick getaway.
What do ya call a townie with half a brain?.....Gifted
by Parker September 09, 2003
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a very clean, very kind, very well cared for, very beautiful and very VERY accepting of others i.e. goths/emos/grungers/scene kids/skaters ect ect.
there is no need to panic if you are walking down a alley and you ACSEDENTLY trip and fall on their house and tear off one the sides after heavy rain fall.
they will often crawl out and offer you broken bottle as a gift and then they send you on your way, politely, may i add!
they often come and visit us at the skate park to say hello and wish us good day, again they often leave a small gift like a rock or yet another broken bottle but they are sometimes so happy to see us that they hand you the rock so fast that it slips and gives you a black eye. this is the best gift possible as it a mark that will stay for about 5-10 days.
if i am ever feeling peckish i will head straight to my local macdonalds to buy maybe a bag of fruit or a yogurt drink and i will often see my townie friends there and they will greet me with a hearty moonie or a Chery grin. they now know me well enough to just take me food without asking, after giving me "the mark" they will never need to ask again, it will be my pleasure!!
then on the bus ride home if i venture to the top deck there will be a nice scattering of townies and chavs that often ask me to go and sit with them. i can tell another delightful gift is coming so my hearts starts beating faster and faster. i stand by them and chat about the weather, current affairs or the lack of discipline in schools. these often excite them also so they give me a friendly pat on the back that sends me on a exhilarating trip to the end of the bus, down the stairs and onto the lap of a old woman. i will then compose myself and wait for my stop whilst listening to the harmonious cackles coming from the upper deck.
so, here's my stop, i thank the bus driver and step of the bus. i feel a patter of rain and look up, only to see their saliva falling pleasantly upon my face and hair.
what a great day i think to myself as i step in the door, i could barely wait for the night to be over so i could start this all over again.
thanks for listening
by littlebrokenbone August 31, 2006
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apes but less intelligent
FEmale:think wearing fake gold is cool because in their eyes its real and they like to wear fake cloths from highstreets in a townie words (igh street) as in burbury, wear stupid fluffy hooded coats, and use words like:blad,al'ight love etc etc
MALE: same fluffy hooded coats,like to say wot wot wot wot wot wot wot wot wot wot when people are "larie" or "rude boy" and if you make them laugh they'll call you "this kids jokerz blad" .in oother words townies are stupid retardish sleazy tramps which buy fake everything although they call every1 else tramps but the only reason why they buy fake stuff is coz in their eyes (the faker it is the more "bling" it is
al'ight love can you get me some wa'er
by sahand mamand February 04, 2004
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A youth who excessively travels to, or resides in town. Typically wearing skinny jeans and band t-shirt. Hair obscuring eyes. Possibly questionable sexuality.
Harry "Townie" Colovic. Such a Townie.
by navySEAL999 April 13, 2011
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A walking waste of skin who excels only in making me and society feel violently ill and disgusted at the mere sight of one and who's only purpose in this world is to make me hate it even more.

Nuff Said.
Townie: Fuckin' dotty gweb
Me: Fuck you.
Townie: You bein' fuckin cheekeh?
Me: Yes, now go away.
Townie: YA FUCKIN' STAR'IN?!
Me: Not really no.
*Scum hits me*
*I hit Scum back*
Townie: What da fuuuuuuck
*Scum runs off like a disabled monkey, probably to go crying to his 'Big Brufa' or his 'Cru'*

Pathetic.
by Grom July 23, 2004
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A mindless idiot who wears fake burberry products for £5 of the local market and who has poorly dyed blonde hair and who listens to britney spears and 50 cent etc...they wear fake diamond earings and the girls wear bottoms with 'PRINCESS' or 'BABE' written on the back and the men and women wear jackets with an American state on the front such as 'CUBA' or 'BROOKLYN' on the front. They smoke and say 'innit' and swear in every sentence...how pathetic...they pick on goths and punks and grunges because we are different. well it's better to be different than be like one of the rest of them townie bitches/pimps.
Here is my argument i had with 2 townies (a boy and a girl)
Townie 1: oi mate, ere's one of them sado goths

Me: Ahem

Townie 2:HAHA, lets go get da others. then we can kick her in

Townie 1: Move a muscle and you're dead biatch

They ran off to get their mates and i walked off in to mc donalds to meet my mates.

Why tell us not to move then they run off....?!?

Pathetic Wannabes
by Gem The Weird One October 24, 2004
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A boy/ girl who conforms to the stereotypical 'ooh look at me i'm a hardman from brixton' motto.They are narrowminded beyond belief, and believe that anyone who does not conform to popular culture (dresses differently, listens to Real music, not that rap junk or shameless wannabes like avril lavigne) doesn't smoke, or DOES have any ambitions beyond pumping jacks at a gas station or serving burgers at mcdonalds is a threat. A townie tends to target a victim's choice of music, when the truth that that townie music is truly awful, and devoid of any tune or talent whatsoever. To simplify it, rap music is just a bunch of losers with over inflated egos talking about themselves in an infuriating monotone over a beat that repeats itself 50 or so times. They do not have a life and waste their childhood hiding behind an image which they could never hope to acheive. Worst of all they glamourise their supposedly harsh lives, when really they're from the suburbs and part of happily married families. They love being sucked off by their bitches who they treat with no respect or dignity whatsoever, but the bitches don't have any self respect either, and therefore do not care how much cum they swallow. In short a nasty piece of work.
'I've been threatened by townies simply for WALKING in tjheir general direction'
by Silent bob April 05, 2004
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