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"Whos that"
"Townies"
"How'd you know?"
"I can hear them swearing."
"oh yeah....."
by Minigun_Fiend July 21, 2004
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in ridgefield conneticut a townie is a poor fat lazy ass redneck who only drives f 150s with plows on and doesnt actually plow because they dont want to fuck it up. Also they tend to do jobs way to overpriced because they rent useless equipment like cranes to to cut a tree down. And they tend to park their trucks out of country courneys the deli leaving the lights on and the engine running so they can show off their truck to the public.
Look at that townie.
by joey lucisano October 11, 2004
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Over the last few years, have spread out from the outskirts of London and have infested every town and city in England.

Destroy the education of anyone who is unfortunate enough to share a class with them by constantly arguing with the teacher and talking really loudly about how they "got reet pissed t'weeken' like"

God forbid anyone who dares to glance in their general direction, for you are sure to be knifed by some distant relative's friend

The money they get from benefit's gets spent on the latest mobile phone, with the newest polyphonic ringtone and stupid little screensaver graphic. They happily spend hours chatting away on them slowly frying their tiny minds.

They also have absoloutely no chance of doing anything successful in life, except if they manage to buy a lucky scratchcard, or sue their local council because they tripped up on a broken paving slab down in the ghetto
"yeah mate"
"what ya' chatting about"
"im gonna cut ya"
"yeah, but no, but yeah but no but yeah but no but, shut up"
by wasteofwebspace.com January 10, 2004
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People who grew up and live in any town, village, or city with a college or university.
Usually their only employment is something that overcharges students. Otherwise, they are drunk, or make/ smoke meth, have many children& are prone to beating homosexuals and leaving them to die outside the afore-mentioned town.
"Getta load of that nasty townie broad! I bet she has 4 kids and 6 guys payin child support!"
by buzzsaw February 20, 2004
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Any person living in a college town who doesn't attend the school in that town.
God I hate the townies in Gainsville
by Loopie April 22, 2003
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Social rejects who hang around in groups of 10-50.

Males often seen wearing dirty, worn out rockport boots, burberry socks with luminous green adidas tracksuit bottoms tucked into them, a burbery cap and a nike hoodie over the top (with the hood being worn up), coated with a can of lynx. the hair is gelled into a solid quiff, normally dyed blonde.

Females vary between two types. Type one: the tramp.

The tramp wears similar clothes to the male, if not the same, except topped off with a "great value!" gold necklace from elizabeth duke at argos, often with a clown pendant. 4-16 gold creoles will also be worn in the ears, and a large tacky belly-button piercing is necessary. Type two, the tart wears the same jewelerry except adds 60 grams of orange, blue and pink make up, a pair of tight jeans with "babe" or "angel" written on the ass (only £3 from the local market) and a t-shirt with a similar phrase on it. This is topped off with a pink or baby blue caridigan with "EST 1980" or "TEAM" written across the front in huge white letters. The hair is pulled back into an abnormally tight bun which pulls their skin so much that they cant move their face, other than to chew some stolen wrigleys extra from the local corner shop (oh no sick man).

The music can vary from dance, to pop, to rnb and hip-hop eg Sean Paul, Mis-teeq, Beyonce Knowles, 50 Cent etc. Anyone who does not listen to this music is instantly labelled as a "freak". Same goes for the clothes.

To find a townie, I suggest you look in the following places: bus shelters, mcdonalds, park benches, phone boxes, outside corner shops, and anywhere is the general area of a rough council housing estate.

Communicaing with townies is often difficult considering the fake jamaican accents and unnecessary amounts of slang. Here are a few common phrases to get you started:

Fock ya mom - I have a pinner.
Mo' fockin cuzzen'll fockin batta ya - I would fight you but my 600 grams of hair gel havent dried yet.
Nah man stink - You've offended me.
Sick (pronounced sick-AH) - Word used to describe something of townie approval.

They often have nicknames such as:

Gazza
Tezza
Shaz(za)
Kez(za)

You can witness these on various lampposts and bus shelters throught Great Britain.
Townie: Oooom ya fockin lookin' at mate!!! *spits*
Innocent passer-by: I wasn't.
Townie: OH NO! Stink!
Innocent passer-by: 0o'
by ricecake January 03, 2004
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1) People that listen to music like 50 cent, are most likely to wear cheap tracksuits and fake burberry from the local market, they think they are hard and they are covered in fake jewellry, or 'bling' as they call it. The usually try to put on a false cockney accent but they seem to have their own kinda slang.

2) It's sometime something people are called when others disagree with their clothes or taste in music. It's sometimes used as a childish insult.

3) Almost the exact opposite to a goth!
"Alrigh' mate?"
"Ye, giz a fag."
"Nah, yeh don't want these, they're dead rammeh"
"I guess it's back to Coke then..."
by Nuke A Townie March 11, 2005
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