A total retard, who I'm surprised to find they actually got onto this site and tried to post their piss-poor excuses for being an idiot. Can usually be found ANYWHERE, because they are the human equivilant of locusts. The only solution is to kill them. They do not cause any harm, unless they have a knife, and then they'll probably only use in on kids and OAPS.
normal person-I'm gonna just walk away.
townie scum- wot you sayin bludda?
normal person-(count to ten..)
townie scum-ere! goff boy! i did your mum last night!
normal person-I'm not a goth, I hate goths almost as much as I hate you.
townie scum-you IZZ a goff, cause you don't think you is BLACK! RINSIN'!
normal person-why should i be ashamed of being white?
townie scum-you iz right man, we IZ the master race!
normal person-shut up, you nazi fuck.
(blows townies head off)
by your mum March 25, 2004
they wear rockports and a fucking stupid cap that points to thye sky. Come owt wiv shit words like boonies(cigarettes) and lower(money). The girls are pregnant by the time they are 16 and they are normally found hanging about scum council estates. they are all thick and consider getting one GCSE a real challange. This is because they are kicked out of school before they reach 12 years of age. they have also got a fascination with fake burberry.
townie: 'ere mate have you got and boons?
normal person:no sorry
townie:so any boons i can find on you i can have.
and then they assault you.
by cj February 23, 2004
a townie is a basic fuckwit, the girls are suts who would fuck thier own brother for drug money they are often seen in full "nike" shell suite or other similar brands which are obvious cheap rip offs from the local market they ty to be trends but real trends don't seem to hate people this is how you can spot a townie. the maximum spant on all clothe and fake gold plus nasty smelling cheap colgne is about £15 twnies are jus pussys wearing fake clothes trying to be hard
"oi you greebo, he eh fucki greebo i knock you out"
"come on then you can bring all 25 of your drop out frends a bus going to the placebo concerts around the corner bring it u little pussys in ur cheap rip off wear"
"yeah knock you out man, nah u not worth it, me gonna go fuck my 12yr old sister now"
by @siangeez February 12, 2004
Now where do i start.....? How about the cheap gold jewelry, fake burberry and the threats to all in black? Fair enough i hate townies as much as the next person ( especially wen they come up to you and shout 'gothic' in ur face)but it can't be easy for them payin for all those fags, and that booze.... o sorry i forgot, they nick it.
Shrewsbury is a typical place to find townies in there natural habitat.
in scunthorpe townies wear trackies tucked into there socksbaseball caps and nike hoodies or parkers. they dick around but can get bE's cheaper than anyone else so make friends or run
townies suck
by squarepants drug addiction January 14, 2004
a small town woman well known as being premiscuous or slutty
Crystal Rae, the town poke couldn't understand why the men of Melonville never took her out to dinner or introduced her to their friends after pleasuring them for free drinks.
by jd55113 February 08, 2009
A person who is from or lives in the St. John's, Newfoundland area.
Newfie 1: Where ya from?
Newfie 2: St. John's...
Newfie 1: Ahhh. ya damn Townie!
by V3nus Envy May 12, 2008

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