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clones who should all be killed and then burned (i'm sure all that nylon will go up a treat) :D kill them all
by ollyj - fuck y'all April 14, 2004
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A total retard, who I'm surprised to find they actually got onto this site and tried to post their piss-poor excuses for being an idiot. Can usually be found ANYWHERE, because they are the human equivilant of locusts. The only solution is to kill them. They do not cause any harm, unless they have a knife, and then they'll probably only use in on kids and OAPS.
normal person-I'm gonna just walk away.
townie scum- wot you sayin bludda?
normal person-(count to ten..)
townie scum-ere! goff boy! i did your mum last night!
normal person-I'm not a goth, I hate goths almost as much as I hate you.
townie scum-you IZZ a goff, cause you don't think you is BLACK! RINSIN'!
normal person-why should i be ashamed of being white?
townie scum-you iz right man, we IZ the master race!
normal person-shut up, you nazi fuck.
(blows townies head off)
by your mum March 25, 2004
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Townies are a certain type of people, often teenage youths. That wear awful clothets, dislike anyone who is not a townie (Such as grungers, goths and skaters), have a problem with anyone who is not hard, usually drinks/smokes alot and is often looking for a fight.

Townie clothing:
- Male:
Feel the need to wear brands such as; Nike, Kappa and Adidas. Townies often wear hoodies or tracksuits in colours such as light blue, in which trousers and top are of different clashing colours. Trainers always worn. Often have a single stud earring, and gel/wax their hair down.

-Female:
Female townies are quite possibly the ugliest people ever. Wearing hoodies with places they don't even have the intelligence to know where they are written on them. Or have lame phrases such as "Angel", "Bling" or "69" written on them. Skirts so short they may as well just wear a belt. Long hair that is blatantly bleached or dyed hair blonde hair with roots that are of a totally different colour. To top this at least 2 huge pikey looking earrings (Obviously fake gold bought down at the market) and enough make-up to drown a third world country.

General Characteristics:
Feels the need to act and move with trents in order to fit in and stay cool. Often townies need to take up smoking or regular drinking to fit in with everyone else. Townies also need to act hard and have a hard crew so they can push everyone else around. Townies hate most people that have any intelligence or any change of a future that doesn't involve crime or bein a bad ass gangsta. Often boasts of times they were paraletic or one of the hundreds of sluts they have got off with. Townies often get most of the girls, even though most of them are covered in spots, are unintelligent and and ugly.

Townies often are unintelligent and do not have a great future to look foward to. Becoming a townie often results in academic failure and being totally stupid (Although there are exceptions).

Older townies often drive cars such as souped up Vauxhall Nova's with chicken wire on the front grill and illegal tacky blue neon lights so they can "pick up all the hot chicks"

In general townies are the most popular people, as most people feel the need to become townies so they can fit in, be cool, act hard and all that other bull. But hated by everyone else because they see them for what they really are: people who feel the need to go with the flow so they can be popular and be accepted by everyone else.
- You should have been with Zoe and her crew last week down, first we were gettin paraletic and then we were goin down an alley and we were chased by people wiv knifes n stuff! But they we saw hoffman crusin in his Nova so he gave us a ride to the rec where we got even more paraletic wiv andy and james who were stabbed earlier n den we got sum weed n smoked it behing maccy d's where hoffman was gettin off wiv caitlain (A day in the life of a townie)

- "No but yeah"

- "Check out my vauxhall nova, im gunna pick up all the hoes now"
by Unknown Soldier July 11, 2004
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a small town woman well known as being premiscuous or slutty
Crystal Rae, the town poke couldn't understand why the men of Melonville never took her out to dinner or introduced her to their friends after pleasuring them for free drinks.
by jd55113 February 08, 2009
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WANKERS, tossers, burrburybandits, waste of a life, stole my bike beat up my brother, a group in Brighton called "TMC" "Two Messy Crew" but i like "Totaly Moody Cunts" which is what they are (so much anger weighting to spill out into the face of a townie)
townie: "ay wo' u lookin a'?"
human: "nothing, i just glanced over in your direction..?"
townie: "oit u fuckin qweea, wo' u sayin bou' ma mum bruv?"
human: firstly im not gay, secondly i did not say anything about your mother, and thirdly i am not of any relation!"(under breath "Thank god")
Note say some thing intellegant and while their trying to desuyfer it, run, because where thers 1 thers always another.
by Jez-TOWNIE_BASHING January 13, 2005
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A scally who can afford 40p bus fair to go 2 town of a friday night and get plastered there.
I'm a townie & i'm well ard. BO!
by jade goody July 11, 2003
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Habitat: Cities, swamps and radioactive crap holes in the city.

Backround of word townie: TOWNIE comes from the Greek word Townificus. This of course means pile of shit and of corse we all know townies are formed from piles of shit but also there is another factor in the making of townies

Making of townies: As explained above townies are formed from a pile of shit but there are many others factors in this. For instance townies are born with bling which is formed from compisites of gold, pastic and also radioactive crap. Contrary to belief townies are born with a hole in their ear this is due to them being half women and allowing them to wear fake jewelry(obviously all townies are male those who look like girl hav a hormonal inbalance of eastrogen and thus overpowering the male hormones).
Townies are recognised by there destinctive odor and pungent smell of crap (pungent is actually a real word) They permanantly hav bling on and bling can only be removed by force in which case the townie shrivles into a ball of nothingness. tht bout all i can b botherd to say
by David Nobinson December 30, 2004
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