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Townies are commonly referred to in the same light as Chavs. This is of course completely wrong. Townies dress up in quite smart clothes, take care of their appearance and generally are alright people. They don't hang around in massive groups on street corners making people afraid to go out. They can be intelligent, and have no qualms with other intelligent people. They should never be compared with a Chav who wears cheap sportswear, Burberry clothing, baseball caps, tucks their trousers into their trainers, have a gormless look on their face all the time and are literally the lowest form of human life. This common misconseption should be crushed.
That townie looks nothing like a chav!
by Steve Stone June 06, 2005
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*Townie* Lads and lasses who congregate into a pic "posse" and go around dissin the fit skaters of the world..makes me sick.
the girls wear short normally white skirts with a black thong,a REALLLY low top so all there gold fake shit hangs into there cleavage,and wear so much hairspray they dont need bobbles cause there hair stays like that with out them...wear high heals which they cant walk in OR wear a hooded top sayin "babe" or "Princess" or "FCUK" and "Trakki" bottoms wif them tucked into there socks
Lads:walk round wif there "Trakkis" tucked into socks,wif a hooded top and there cap on normally with hood up. Proberly walking round with a fake gun pretendin to shoot people/objects. at nite u will find em outside a club with a bottle of cider arguin with the bouncer to let them in with there "Bitches" with the fag on linkin on to there arms pouting at the bouncer in all there fake "Bling"
"you biatch,just cruisin in my low rider init?"
"Maaan look at them sub woofers..wanna go pull some biatches?"
"Yeah man"*Goofy laff*
by Wizziwoo March 05, 2004
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A townie is a person that looks down on everyone that they meet. they all have a 'leader'. in our school it's rachel cox. she is as thick as shit!. All townies plaster on make up with trowels and walk around in their so called 'designer clothes... yea rite.
townie 1)auww my gwaddd like my foundation has cracked!
townie 2)errrrrrm (thinks for a moment) ere i got sum (passes foundation and trowel)
Townie 1) cheers luv. auww my gwadd look at her (points at goth)
Townie 2) wat a freak!
goth) no i think u r the freaks
townie 1 & 2) ERRRRRRR NO!
Remind you of neone? 2 everyone at de ferres it shud do ( becky redfern and beth howard)
by marie November 12, 2004
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habitat-cities, towns or villages. 'Note, when a townie lives in a village they spend most of their time in the nearest town, in parks and pubs.
A townie will wait with multiple other townie friends, sitting on a wall, waiting to 'hammer' non-townies who are enemies of the townies. Thus resulting in a townie being beaten in the fight by the stonger and more intelligent non-townie
by John Smith May 14, 2003
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A person who is from or lives in the St. John's, Newfoundland area.
Newfie 1: Where ya from?
Newfie 2: St. John's...
Newfie 1: Ahhh. ya damn Townie!
by V3nus Envy May 12, 2008
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towniename
usually called Kev or Dave
by ceri April 25, 2003
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failure, always tlking bout soem shitty car which is "kitted up" starts fights with people who are younger than them or if they are outnumbered. i am proud to say i can tackle 5 on my own, two of us could take on 10. They were cheap clothes and have totally fucked up the english dictionary, the females are no more uglier than a vomited meal and the townie males usually act hard on their own but fail when attacked by someone younger than them.
They hang around in groups and try to attack bigger groups (examples include lions chasing after a herd of zebras or gazelles in africa) they smoke and drink cheap cider and smell liek it.
have the intelligence of a virus and they spread like one, should be experimented on and sent to the moon.
tends to listen to phat tunes which are not music.
townie- ya starting you fucking cunt? person - no, why do you ask?
townie-cuz you just gave my mate a dirty look
person - where is your mate
townie (after a few minutes of realising he isnt with one) o you wait ere ill get im ya cunt
and the person walks away
by ben November 08, 2004
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