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(See Also ned)

To describe townies as the scum of the earth would be understating the obvious. If you are not sure whether or not you are a townie, you probably are. If you can read this your are probably not. In the case of any conflict, the following rules apply.

1) All Townies believe they are "well 'ard." This is demonstrated in several ways, including offering non-verbal abuse at CCTV cameras, intimidating people when in large groups, and throwing things at passing animals. When questioned a townie never knows why he does these things, but feels that they prove he/she is "well 'ard"

2) A Townie is never actually "well 'ard." Confront one you have seperated from the pack, and the intimidating behavior will stop. On their own they are more scared of you than you are of them.

3) In a fight they attack in packs, and with weapons. This is only in the rare case of a "combat pack" of townies. Most packs will shy away from violence altogether.

4) Though Townies will generally have minimal education, those who have been educated are often taught menial labour, such as carpentry or bricklaying. This is an unfortunate slur on legitimate builders and carpenters, and the majority of townies will spend their life In Mcdonalds or other fast food vocation.

Female Townies will invariably be taught in Hair and Beauty care. They do this on the pretence that they aren't following the pack, but are simply doing what all other female townies do. This is again an unfortunate slur on those who choose hairdressing as a legitimate career.

5) Townies smoke. Without exception.

6) Townies will dress in fake burberry, and fake designer goods. All of their clothing is bought for 50p per item from the dodgyest bloke in the local market.

The problem of Townies is getting worse. Due to the fact that they begin to breed at 12, and have no concept of birth control, they are becoming uncontrolable in our society. The two options open are to simply ensure our own offspring are never allowed to join the townies, and wait for them to die off of their own accord, or a mass cull.
Townie: "alright mayte! is this real burberry?"
Market trader: "I just love these Townies"
by Steven Davenport January 26, 2004
 
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a person who thinks it is 'hard' not to attend school, to say words such as 'safe', 'yea man', 'buff' and other such words. they exist on this earth purly to live off the dole in a council house with nine filthy kids who skip school and do drugs, just as they did. they are everywhere and continue to harrass anyone they feel like by attacking them physically as they dont have the vocabulary to do so verbally.
townie conversation;
townie one: wosdat den huh?
townie two: new mega bad phone yeah!
townie one: phat maaan! wherizfro?
townie two: nicked dinna? bo!
townie one: badass safe yeah! so phat!
*they indulge in scary odd handshake consisting of knocking fists together then clapping and shaking hands on the side*
townie two: whosat naw?
townie one: dunnah, les beat em ya?
townie two: ya phat
*walk up to random peson on street*
townie one: WOSSIT U DOIN HER IS ME AN MY BROS SPOT YA SO MOVIT BEFA I BEAT YA
*silence*
townie two: YA NOT HER MAAAN? MOVIT!!! OR YA STAR'IN?? RI DAT IT I GONNA WUP YA SILLY NAW MAAN YA!
*they then try to beat the random person and end up in a jail cell with multiple injuries*
by :poisonedheart: January 13, 2004
 
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A perjorative term of abuse we used to use at Oxford to describe the locals (ie non-students) who were generally viewed by us as dim, poor, unfashionable, dangerous and ugly. Maturity has given me a new perspective, and I appreciate now that actually we were the stupid c**ts.
Townie: Large doner with extra meat
Oxford student: Look here old chap, I think you'll find I was here before you
Townie: F**k off back home you stupid c**t
by clarkers January 02, 2004
 
81.
someone who thinks that they are a manbeast when they are actually a dojo boy
townies are twats
by JimmyK September 18, 2003
 
82.
Life ruiners, scum of the world
Townie : "ohhhhh, can i have some drugs to feed my baseball bat?"
Townie : "lets go clubbin an kill people with our weapons!"
Townie : "whats that? I listen to shit?"
by Keith September 14, 2003
 
83.
Generally people living in South Mumbai (Bombay) are addressed by this term. From a geographical perspective this is south of dadar.
Townies are supposed to be generally well off compared to other Mumbai-ites and have better educational qualifications than the rest of the city residents. They are also known for their affinity to western culture, affluent lifestyle & fake american accents.
It will be very difficult to date her, she is a townie!
by nontownie September 26, 2011
 
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A native of Boston, but NOT Boston proper.

Charlestown, "Chucktown", South Boston and certain parts of Dorchester are townie habitats.

Boston is an upper -middle class,International, cosmopolitan city.

Townies are working class guys who live in the neighborhood they grew up in.

Townies consider themselves to have come from a section of a neighborhood, the West Side of South Boston for instance, rather than from

Boston.

A lower-class Townie may have grown up in the "bricks", a public housing project.

They did not attend college and are usually, although not always, Irish Catholic.
THE DEPARTED, MYSTIC RIVER, SOUTHIE and THE TOWN are films set in Townie Boston.

"Where did you go to school"?

"Tobin High, I'm a townie!"

"Where are you from?"

"Andrew Square."

"Where?"

"Southie."

"WTF is a Chuckie?"

"A guy from Charlestown."
by postemotional December 08, 2010