townies also hate grebs, grungers, and basicaly any one who is not a townie.
townies do not understand much even though they think they do.
they also try to act hard infront of friends, especialy ones of the opposite sex (boys try to impress girls and vise verse).
male townie "ye im so ard nd tha', no one is eva gunna botha me"
female townie automaticaly respects them as they are quite gulible
by abi January 26, 2005
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a person who thinks it is 'hard' not to attend school, to say words such as 'safe', 'yea man', 'buff' and other such words. they exist on this earth purly to live off the dole in a council house with nine filthy kids who skip school and do drugs, just as they did. they are everywhere and continue to harrass anyone they feel like by attacking them physically as they dont have the vocabulary to do so verbally.
townie conversation;
townie one: wosdat den huh?
townie two: new mega bad phone yeah!
townie one: phat maaan! wherizfro?
townie two: nicked dinna? bo!
townie one: badass safe yeah! so phat!
*they indulge in scary odd handshake consisting of knocking fists together then clapping and shaking hands on the side*
townie two: whosat naw?
townie one: dunnah, les beat em ya?
townie two: ya phat
*walk up to random peson on street*
*they then try to beat the random person and end up in a jail cell with multiple injuries*
by :poisonedheart: January 13, 2004
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People who spk lyk dis cos it iz well sound innit...*shudders*.
Also many other ways to describe them but can't be bothhhherd
Townie 1: Origggghhhhh
Townie 2: Orrriiggghhh
Townie 1: Owz u
Townie 2: 'righhhht u?
...a few minutes later...(Townies 1 and 2 walk past some poeple who don't dress the ame as them in their matching hoodys and trakky bottoms. The people look at them...)
Townie 1: Oi, Youu startinnn'?
People look..and reply 'no..why'?
Townie 2: YER MUMMM (for no apparent reason
by Fwannnnnnny February 23, 2004
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Pathetic, overgrown, monkey-brained wanabees. Tend to hang around Mcdonalds or such-like where they smoke dope (or such like). Only dope they'll come close to is each other.
Went into Mcdonalds last week...

Townie: Oi, they don't allow dogs in there.

Me: Yeah, that's why your out here!

I walked away before they realised what I had said and unleashed their fag-breath.
by Dazza February 13, 2005
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There are many definitions and they basically all say the same thing,mine will probably say exactly the same,but here it is...
Head - Baseball cap,these are becoming more and more ridiculouslsy sized and coloured!
Hair...will not be any more that 2mm long,
Ears - Usually some type of metal around the ear.
Eyes - looking around for trouble...proabably intoxicated by something cheap,or stolen
Mouth - S**t,f**k,ya mum,stupid made up words that nobody understands but, if one townie says it...another one says it and before you know it we are all breadbins!
Moving down the body to the neck - cheap..fake..pieces of foil covered chocolate stuck together to make some "bling" or something they picked up from "da'n da markii'"
The hoody would most probably fit atleast 5 townies into one, this will be over the head...even if the baseball cap is on! and if everyone else has their tops off because it is the middle of august.
Tracksuit bottoms, in a whole range of colours, the trousers may never ever go past the top of their trainers, otherwise they suddenly become a grunger
The socks will be either from "da'n da markii'" or from a cheap clothes shop that their mum shops in.
Trainers,full stop! if they are not (apparently) more than £100 they will not be seen dead in them
All clothing will be bougth from "da'n da markii'" or stolen and given to them by their dad that never sees them or their older brother (was probably a townie)

The female townie...basic really act like a s**g,sound like....well, thats a difficult one to describe...lets just say, if they want to say something...it will be loud and be some form of cockney or extreme-commoness ,the earings...big enough for dolphins to jump through and look heavy about the smae clothing as the male townie

listens to a sad pathetic excuse for music

usually drinking 24/7 cheap cider that they illegally bought in the off license because they say they are 18 when they are really 13

think they can insult everybody, from every race, culture, abilities, success, individuality, etc

think you are looking at them all the time, and use this as an excuse to have a fight

will have missed most of their secondary education and have never even heard of further education,GCSE's are a waste of their precious hanging around on corner time.

will either end up flipping burgers or in prison. females...pregnant before they learn to spell contraception.
what do you say to a townie in a suit....

Will the defendant please stand
by monkeygal September 02, 2004
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A perjorative term of abuse we used to use at Oxford to describe the locals (ie non-students) who were generally viewed by us as dim, poor, unfashionable, dangerous and ugly. Maturity has given me a new perspective, and I appreciate now that actually we were the stupid c**ts.
Townie: Large doner with extra meat
Oxford student: Look here old chap, I think you'll find I was here before you
Townie: F**k off back home you stupid c**t
by clarkers January 02, 2004
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boi; wot be up boi
boi2;is you dissin me boi,
boi3;yo mom
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