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131.
1. Useless waist of space

2. Chat complete bollocks using words that mean absolutely nothing.

3. Impersonates Ali G being too thick to realise he is actually taking the piss out of people like that.

4. Has no idea of any music catogries unless it comes under any thing such as R n B, garage or any other crap therefore calling any thing that isn't bollocks "metlar music" including groups such as Coldplay, Travis and Embrace unless they like a song then it becomes non "metlar music".

5. Hangs round streets late at night in big groups to try and feel hard because they are total pussies who need "back-up" and weaponry.

6. No not how to fight a fair fight.

7. Like music only by black men and wiggers.

8. Pretend to take drugs because it makes them hard but are only smart enough to figure out how to smoke.

9. No hope in life apart from McDonalds.

10. Brain span goes about as far as shite music, drugs, and sex with there siblings.

11. A vocabulary which ranges from words that mean to shit to words that mean shit.
The very short belt like skirts of a female townie have bad habbits of going up and down more times that a horney rabbits arse.
by Arran Delieu March 28, 2004
 
57.
A person who enjoys hanging round in small-large groups on street corners and ask for 20p 'to use the phone box' or 'to get home' (despite it being popular knowledge that they live a few yards away). They often cease their actions if you outsmart them by calling them words like 'torglodite' in which case they simply say 'aw brass' and walk off.
Typical townie - grunger convo:

Townie: Eh wot come 'ere
Grunger:.....
Townie Ah blad set me 20p to use the phone box
Grunger: i dont have 20p
Townie: i KNOW u got papes, jump up and down blad.
Grunger: .....
Townie: ehhhhhhh brass wot phones u got?
Grunger: walks off muttering 'shut the f*ck up
by John March 15, 2004
 
58.
"jafake-ans"
usually full of racist bullshit, which is pretty ironic when the people they idolise are black.
The funniest example i can think of about the utter lack of imagination these joblessbrainlesshomophobicracistbastards have is about a girl i know walking down the street when some townie knob comes along on his crappy little "look at me im so 'ard, off the back off a lorry 'BMX' bike" and kicks out at her as he passes,generally acting like a shit, Anyway, this girl shouts "gets some Stabilisers u ignorant shit!" (which i thought was fair), and (this is what made me laugh) the boy shouts out "STABILISE YO MUM!". HAHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHhahahahahahHHAHAHHhhhahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!
by Greengirl January 01, 2004
 
59.
Townie girls have very pale often scaby skin. Hair is pulled back into very very tight bun (see bunhead) or pony tail. Very very aggressive in packs and will not bear to be glanced at by non-townies. Marginalised members of society who take their aggression out on others. Constantly angry at everyone and probably themselves. Really bad diets of KFC and fanta hence skin conditions.
One townie to ordinary member of the public engaged in the art of conversation "Wot ya chattin' abah?"
by Dave September 17, 2003
 
60.
a early form of chav as they dressed the same as chavs they smoked the same as chavs and drunk the same as chavs but unlikechavsthey didnt use bother when starting they just sat thier and didnt cause too much bother
i wish townies hadnt evolved into chavs
by Dick-slap-dave April 29, 2008
 
61.
In America, a townie is a person who has lived in a small town for his or her entire life. Often proud of that fact, townies take great interest in every detail of change in their home turf. Notable characteristics include: making fun of places they've never been (and probably will never go), remembering what used to be where that new building is, and getting fat after high school.
Townie: "Things haven't been the same around here since they built that hotel where the old hardware store used to be."
by Alligator Fuck Master February 17, 2008
 
62.
(American definition, noun) Derogatory slang term that generally refers to someone who lives locally to a town, usually uttered by someone who does not. The implication is that the outside party is superior to the local populace, who are seen as inferior because of the negative stigma attached to the local environment they live in.

Most commonly used in rural college towns, where a large cultural gap exists between the students that attend and the local populace that simply happen to live there.

Townie can also be used as an adjective in the expected ways (A bar that is popular with the locals, for example, could be referred to as a "townie bar").
"I had some townie try to start a fight with me at the bar last night. I'm getting sick of these redneck locals..."
by TxdoHawk June 17, 2007
 
63.
Outside the U.K., a word to describe people from a small town.
These people frequently have quirks in larger numbers or not shared by people from larger towns and cities.
Jimmy: why's that girl acting so strange.
John: She's from a small town. She's a Townie.
Jimmy: Oh.
by Jane West October 15, 2006