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Lowlife scums. Like to wear cheap or over expensive crap, such as "nike", "kappa", "adidas", "reebok" "umbro" and many more...
Start fights with grungers/moshas/punks and goths for absoloutly NO reason.
Manage to cram FUCK in every other sentance. think its funny to act dumb which comes naturally to them.
Townie girls come in to types.
1. Slut like, big mouthed wear hardly any clothes. Bleached hair, to much make up and are turnin yellow from all the fags and not enough sun light.
2. The ones that act like men and wear tracsuit bottoms, have their eyebrow pierced and have nothing better to do except for stealing and hanging around in no particular place of value. (eg. bus stops)
The male of the species are not very varied.
they all skank like they have a bad limb, wear clothes that are really baggy in the middle but really tight at seams and joints. They talk like Ali G, and wear alot of "bling" which we accosiate as cheap painted gold plastic, bought from the local market. they think it's hilarious when something goes wrong, crave attention and think they are "bad boys" or "wellard". Often try to be black (stupid wannabe niggers) and wear thinks from america (basketball vests which are waaaaaaay to big) and have writing containing places in america but being townies they have no idea where they are.
They wear their caps way to high and then where their hoods over the top.
JAHAN IS THE STUPIDEST KNOB EVER
Grungers and other non-townies are all unsafe around these creatures. ~They think insults are "JEW" "YA MUM" "I HAD YA MUM" "NIGGER" (which is what they try to be so?) "GRUNGER" (i mean yeah we know we get ourselves dressed every morning not our mums) and other ridiculous non-insulting words.
We are getting bored from talking about the scums so shall finish there.
example of their odd behaviour:
in town buying a drink, townie comes up to my boyfriends mate and says "how old are ya?" he replies with his age 15. now the height difference between my friend and this tiny townie does not stop him.
We walk out of the shop and the townie starts thrusting his chest towards my mate to which he replies "your hats gay" so this townie ATTEMPT to punch him at which we walk away. then an hour later the same townie walks up to me and say "will you go out with me?". i mean what kinda stupid twat is he?
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36.
Typically white British youth that think they're "niggas", but haven't quite pulled it off right and have created a different subculture than hip hop/R&B fans in the US. Their favorite artists would be ashamed of them if they knew what they'd created. Wear Adidas and Kappa but have probably never set foot on a track in their lives.
The girl with the bleached blonde hair, the exposed fat roll between the track pants and too tight shirt saying "hottie" or "princess" or "porn star" is a townie, and much more likely to beat you up in the UK than she would be in America, where she'd probably just be called a slut or a ho.
by shiz_not March 28, 2004
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A person who lives in the town/city of a college, spends lots of time in the town
Sometimes make fun of the College people
Because we know they do
I live in the town that Kings Point is in, and it is SO funny to make fun of them in there uniforms around town!
by Liz January 05, 2004
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38.
A youth who excessively travels to, or resides in town. Typically wearing skinny jeans and band t-shirt. Hair obscuring eyes. Possibly questionable sexuality.
Harry "Townie" Colovic. Such a Townie.
by navySEAL999 April 13, 2011
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Someone who never leaves their town and eventually raises a family in the same town they were raised in. These people tend to remain in the same social clique for their whole life. They are always living in the past.
Lorie is a townie. She married a boy from high school and they now live in the same town they grew up in.
by jumper111 May 12, 2010
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40.
American definition:
1. For education institutions located outside of cities, a townie is a person who lives and works near the institution but is not affiliated with the school itself. These people are lowly paid and poorly educated.

2. A person who grew up in towns.
The Simpsons:
"stupid townie!"
Homer: "Hey! It's townies like me that cook your food and clean your bathrooms!"
"If you did the former better, we would use the latter less!"
Homer runs off crying
"That's it townie! Run! Run back to your town!"
by TonyZee April 13, 2009
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41.
du ur best 2 clean up da streets...
take part...
kill a townie...
by ThE KilLeRs FaNz ?!&*$@~#+ January 16, 2005
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Townies are the scum of this earth they have the i.q of my goldfish and wear clothes not even worth looking at!There normal inhabitance is in your local town/vill innit!Where they spend their day trying to get their ass kicked by normal people!If you like burberry enough and support crappy nova cars and wear argos jewelry you are most definitley a townie.They have mastered their unique and rubbish language which involves words such as "come on then" and "innit" and "his missus has got a "nova gti" and also due to their incredible thickness they insist on insulting by swearing! remember they are the lowest lifeform on this planet do not fall down to their level become something worth doing!
townie and chav's think they are well ard
townies and chavs think they are well ard
by Alex January 05, 2005
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