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townie vocab

1) mate
2) d'ked
3) faggot
4) startin
5) yah mam
6) " "'s got balls
7) fuckin bang yah
8) mak'e'Ds
9) G-Unit
10) lend us 10p
11) ciggi
12) hes not a mosher, hes a emu (emo joke)
13) lend us a ciggi
14) nob ed
15) wheres the crew
16) easy
17) get the skater
18) wat yah lookin at?!
19) smashed
20) muppet

WHAT TOWNIES DO

townies beat up old men and women for there chip shop money to buy "ciggis" and cider, they drive down streets, late at night, in shitty corsas, at 15 or 50 mph. sit on street corners, at night getting smashed and fucked out of there heads.


they are the scum of the underworld, the rats of society and they are all "muppets".

p.s do your part for society, kill a townie.
im not going to give you an example cos all you need to do is go outside macdonalds, nettos or jacksons and you will see for yourself.
by the voice of Hull April 26, 2004
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wankers who take over sacred ground of the cosmoss and destroy all in their path, for no obvious reason apart from blind rage caused by....them being to dumb? i dont know, but they are loosers. i might go and buy a katana and go on a killing spree of townies...ahh...
white, gold, and greasy hair made even greasier by hair gel, with a cap to top it off. also sock tucked into white a track suite. also like running away from "PIGS". Townie with a cause, a football fan.

"mate, got any booze"
"nah mate, lets nick some..."
"yea ok init sound safe BO!"
*nick booze*
"ARRRRR MATE look what we got, some booze!"
"Yeah mate..."
*drank lotsa booze*
"mate your a fucking prik"
"you want some you you...you........."
"come on then you yella belly!"
"nah safe mate, id never start on you init, coz your sound init"
"sound mate, goh, you had me going for a second there, init"
"safe"
by Stash Monster April 14, 2004
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(see knob jockey or cunt) somebody from basingstoke hampshire u.k hangs around outside macdonalds and suffers from dickheaditis they usualy dont go to school and have 1 crack head parent they also whear cheap ass jackets that say the shittest and i mean SHIT logos i.e boston duffer and michagan half of these peopel thinking these are makes of cloths and not citties or sayings. they also thik eating posh pot noddles actually make them posh
man check out tht townie eating a posh noodle

oi blud fuck yall selves full im posh u bumboclut ass wipe fuck face
by townie hater March 21, 2005
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Townies are the best type of people in the world ... every . . . they beat goths and sk8ers up and kill people for fun . . . . as well as that we go round drinkin and drivin
sum one who hangs round the spar waitin for sum one who looks 18 to buy booze for them , standing there with there nike shox :D adidas tracks tucked into there england football socks , and then there england football top with a fred perry jumper on coverd by a REAL fubu hoodie . hair normally shaved off and a stud thou the eyebrow
by George Wall November 26, 2004
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The only people in the entire country of England that have any fucking sense and don't such the US's dick. Spoken like a true American.
Person 1: Did you see that townie?

Person 2: Yeah, he reminded me of a redneck that I meet in Arkansas last year. Cool guy, but I couldn't get pass the country music though.
by U.S. Merchant January 28, 2005
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At the end of the day it isnt what kind of music you listen to or what kind of clothes you wear.

If your walking down the street and somebody who just so happens to be wearing a burberry hat shouts comments at you, its not beacause they are a towny, because at the end of the day you have to realise that they are the worthless peices of shit not townie.

It'snot because they are a twony and thats what all you wet people out there have to understand. Bcause people listen to R and B, garage whatever doesnt mean that they are townies, or just beacuse they like nike and adidas and dont want to blow their money on real burberry so maybe all u lot shud get your facts right.
yeah theyare townies over there and those ppl are greebos
by nadia March 23, 2004
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Townie is a person NOT i repeat NOT related to a chav
a townie is someone who wears normal things (such as jeans normal t-shirt and some jewelery)
Most males will although be more along the lines of chimpanzee than human.wearing tracksuits bottoms from chav central (thats right JJB) and often grunt rather than speak
the females however are normal teenage girls, who are normally wearing natural make up , jeans and t-shirt and look fairly normal doing fairly normal things, chatting speaking about boys etc
Townies say things like
shes proper fit innit!
or you me and my posse outside now innit
by Kezgetz June 01, 2007
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