A townie is an English word for a person who:
1. Uses the phrase "Ya Mum" as an insult
2. Thinks that it is cool/hard to use various words beginning with F and S
3. Listens to "Phat Beats" - Blazin Squad, So Solid Crew, Jay-Z (or whatever) etc.
4. Drives a Car such as a Vauxhall Nova or Ford Escort or similar which has A body kit, lowerred suspension, large exhaust, and a huge Subwoofer in the boot to make sure that everyone can hear their "Phat Beats"
5. Has a stupid nickname such as "Jubba" or "Staples"
6. Steals mobile phones
7. Wears "Bling Threads"
8. Walks in a stupid, exaggerated way
9. Has a fundamental disability to pronounce the letter "H"
10. Smokes all the time whilst doing the above
11. Is challenged by a lack of immagination
12. Has a Helly Hansen "Puffer Jacket"
13. Has gelled blonde (dyed) hair
by Tommo August 04, 2003
An remarkably flexible word which can be applied to anyone virtually who is a teenager and has not made any visible efforts in their dress to appear 'alternative' or 'individualistic' or more accuratley isn't wearing solid black.
Very often apllied in derogatory tones by well off kids to describe young people who bear any signs of being working class ie gold earings, cheap clothes, old trainers.
I went out wearing ridiclously large trousers and a top saying 'f**k god' to try and get attention and the townies took the mick out of me. Boo hoo
by ad September 06, 2003
Wot the FUK? i wear gold earrings, necklaces & rings (NON of it is fukin fake at all), i sumtimes wear trackies, does this make me a townie how all u describe em? townie chaps dow jus wana start fights & not all of em shout an insult 2 'twats' (goths/grebs/moshers/punks, woteva u r)Townie girls dow shag evrythin wiv a fukin dik n they certainly dow get pregnant wen they am 12! (fukin get real like).
Everythin u say is jus bullshit & u all wana start findin sumthin els 2 do instead of slaggin off peeps that u dow even no 'innit'.
FUKIN GET A LIFE U SAD BASTARDS!

o yeh, if got anythin 2 say bk then go ahead & write ur own comment, cor wait 2 hear wot 'uve' got 2 say!
Goths/grebs/moshers/punks, get over urselves cuz u aint nufin special like!
by Lau XxX January 14, 2005

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