The bar that all the local jokers go to congregate and reminisce about high school.
(Chances are, you're going to feel awkward at least once at that bar. But who cares, you're wasted).
Person 1: "Hey, since you're back in town, wanna hit up The Pickle? Get a few drinks?"
Person 2: "Nah, it's such a Townie Bar and I don't feel like seeing anybody from high school."
Person 1: "Oh, that's right, you deal with your social inadequacies by avoiding them..."