| 1. | C ville | ||
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slang used for Collinsville, Illinois. C ville is near St. Louis.
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| 2. | troy, il | ||
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a town that can be pretty chill but can also be a complete hell hole. truck stops is mainly what's here, but we also have (well to eat) mcdonalds, burger king, arby's, jack n the box, subway, pizza man, that weird mexican food place, and some other places that no one cares about. the big thing that just happened here was that we got a dunkin donuts between all the truck stops right next to the stupid bridge that never seems to get finished. one thing troy is kinda known for is running the bases. there is 6th graders having sex using a sandwhich bag and silly bands, guys getting blowjobs left and right, it's kinda insane. oh and people date people who not even close to their age. there is this one girl who is in 6th grade who is now dating a sophomore but before that was dating a senoir from collinsville. there is also a lot of drinking here and smoking pot and weed. one of the most popular places to smoke is the skatepark. the skatepark is in the park and it is where a bunch of douchey skater boys hang out and try to do tricks in front of the white trash girls who go there to flirt with the guys. the homecoming parade thing is gay as hell. the ones is st. jacob and marine are better and those towns are like half the size. our sports teams are pretty good. our academics are okay, but only like 15% of the people at the highschool care about their grades. more...
well at least we're better than highland and cooler than collinsville. |
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| 3. | State Park | ||
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A small white ghetto near St.Louis, MO. The town consists of drug dealers, gangsters, thugs, crackheads and thieves. It's a place you probably dont want to go to if your not looking for trouble. If you want trouble, the State Parkers dont have a problem giving it to you. They'll beat you down, take your shit and you wont do a damn thing about it. If you try to do something, well then you'll just get your ass kicked again, and thats something you probably wont want at the time. I've seen beatings, stabbings, shootings and people ran over with cars and I've only been down there four times, its like the fucking modern wild west. It's a dangerous place that you dont want to visit unless your a girl and your having sex with a guy, buying drugs or if you want to party hard. If your an outsider and you want to party go ahead, you'll probably leave with a concusion.
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| 4. | Highland, Illinois | ||
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Highland Illinois is a small town in the metro area near East St. Louis where there are mostly racist inbreds. Students sometimes prefer to drive their tractors to school instead of cars and they wear camoflauge everywhere. At basketball games against rival schools Highland decides to wear all camoflauge to sport how cornfed their town is. Highland High School students are the most unoriginal because they steal chants and ideas from neighboring districts and their cheerleaders wear the sluttiest bits of clothing the school could find. The only good thing about their high school is that they have iMacs. Highland is full of slutty women and crack dealers and average people in highland are drunk by the age of 13. If you're looking for something to do, you're out of luck because theres hardly anything to do besides kick it at Mcdonalds. Want STD's? Come to Highland. The town itself has no real nice houses, just old homes that have been around for years, or homes that are in the midst of a corn crop. The few nice houses that are in highland are owned by the more normal few people in the area. If you are black, asian, hispanic, or any other race, stay out of this town. You will be abused by the KKK. Need a job? Little Ceasars is always hiring. Highland is just an all around hick-town where no one wants to be. more...
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| 5. | Carlton | ||
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A small shitty town in north-eastern Minnesota. Carlton is nestled near Jay Cooke State Park and the Duluth/Superior metro (if one dares to call it that)area. Carlton resides in Carlton County. Well known for it's undereducated and pervasive police force--Carlton County Sheriffs Department. Over time it has developed the monicker "Hazard County of the North", a direct refference to the television series "Dukes of Hazard".
Origanally a railroad town, Carlton is now mostly a place where old people go to die and the young wish they were old. There is absolutley nothing redeamable about this town; you can't even eat the fish in the St. Louis River. random urbanite observer: "Is that kid on drugs? I mean he reeealy looks fucked up."
duluthian: "Oh yah, that kid. He's ah from Carlton dontcha know." random urbanite observer: "Really!?" duluthian: "you-betcha" |
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| 6. | Indiana | ||
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The Hoosier State. The Crossroads of America. A quaint Midwest/Great Lakes State that has just as many nice areas as cornfields and manufacturing plants. Indianapolis is the capital and largest city, and 12th largest in the U.S. No other city in Indiana comes even remotely close to being rivaled in size, culture and commerce. Other population centers are in the Chicago suburbs, Fort Wayne, South Bend-Mishawaka and Evansville. Indiana is fairly diverse with both rich and poor communities and in between. The town of Carmel, a suburb of Indianapolis, is probably the state’s nicest and most affluent and fastest growing, but the city of Gary--near Chicago--is the epitome of rust belt decline, grime and grit and urban decay.
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To say that Indiana is a hick state is hogwash. It has no more hicks than any other state. Most of them live generally south of Bloomington. There are also a number of hicks of Kentucky descent in the Indianapolis area. The state's 6.5 million Hoosiers (14th in population) are generally average people who live in small towns, sizeable communities and their suburbs. Most Hoosiers live within just a few hours drive from large Midwest metropolitan areas: Chicago, Indianapolis, Cincinnati, Lousiville, St. Louis, Columbus and even Detroit. Very few states have that distinction. The Indianapolis area has tons of suburban soccer moms who live on cul-de-sacs, drive SUVs and hog the road. Hoosiers are generally conservative and often divided in loyalty between P... |
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| 7. | Hicksville | ||
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It's also known as the "ville." A suburban town in Nassau County. Though it is on Long Island, and Long Island is stereotypically super wealthy, this is not necessarily the case. Most of Hicksville is well-to-do, upper-middle class and middle class. The taxes are not that outrageous, but their pretty up there. There is a Latino and an African-American population, but it doesn't really mean much, cause it's no where near the majority...not at all. We are near Westbury, so there are Latinos. Most of the African-Americans are wealthy, and usually send their kids to Holy Trinity High School, a well recognized Catholic high school located in Hicksville. Girls will go running around in their Juicy Couture tracksuits, Abercrombie and Fitch sweatshirts, Hollister jeans, carrying their Louis Vuitton and Coach bags. This is the case for 85% of the females in Hicksville. The other 15% can think for themselves. Hicksville High School is very much known for their sports. Their football team and kickline team are absolutely amazing! As far as intelligence, let's just say, most of the kids go to college because of sports scholarships. There is a fairly large Indian population. There is a section of Hicksville, known as, "Little India," but it legit, takes up like two blocks. It really isn't anything. Hicksville has an Ikea, which is probably what it's most known for, and the Broadway mall. Everyone says they hate it, but it's really not that bad, especially now that a Hollister Co. has o... more...
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