A die-hard person from around the USA who cheers for the Pittsburgh Steelers. Knows that Sundays involve one thing - Steelers games. They cheer for the team that plays the old fashioned way - run it hard and play hard defense.
Steelers fans hate every player and every other team besides their own. They watch every game and yell and bitch when their players don't perform like the 6-time champions they are.
They love beer, Terrible Towels, Myron Cope, and being the most physical team in the league.

The world's best people cheering for the world's best team.

The act of running to the bathroom or wherever the tissues are with your pants around your ankles after masturbating.

Should have had the paper towels close by before you started, oh well.

When injuries, spills, accidents and incidents causing any type of mess that requires cleaning with napkins, towels, etc. during the commission of an active flop.

when you give a dead aborted fetus a mummafication with paper towels.

A person that uses the paper towels, when given the choice of using the air dryer or paper towels in a public restroom.

Someone trying to make his own in life, only to repeatedly be rejected. A Bweavs tries to publish autobiographies, get amazing job positions, and even start his own business.

Time after time he is rejected due to the fact that he is indeed, a towel. Made of 100% Turkish cotton, he easily collects stains which can be washed out with a good bleach cycle.

Bweavs are known for showing up to places late, wearing aviator sunglasses in an attempt to look badass, and being in complete and utter pathetic denial, that they are towels. We all have a BWeavs in our life.

n. someone who always has to run to the restroom; or someone who uses your restroom and then proceeds to crap uncontrollably all over the floors, tub, sink, hand towels, etc.