A die-hard person from around the USA who cheers for the Pittsburgh Steelers. Knows that Sundays involve one thing - Steelers games. They cheer for the team that plays the old fashioned way - run it hard and play hard defense.
Steelers fans hate every player and every other team besides their own. They watch every game and yell and bitch when their players don't perform like the 6-time champions they are.
They love beer, Terrible Towels, Myron Cope, and being the most physical team in the league.
The world's best people cheering for the world's best team.
Ravens Fan 1: Damn it, we're surrounded by Steelers fans!
Ravens Fan 2: Yeah, and these Terrible Towels are killing me cause we keep losing.
Ravens Fan 1: We should convert to Steelers fans too!
Ravens Fan 2: Good idea.
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The act of running to the bathroom or wherever the tissues are with your pants around your ankles after masturbating.
Should have had the paper towels close by before you started, oh well.
Should have had the paper towels close by before I started, oh well I'll just have to do the white knuckle shuffle afterward.
When injuries, spills, accidents and incidents causing any type of mess that requires cleaning with napkins, towels, etc. during the commission of an active flop.
We need antibiotic ointment, paper towels and duct tape in the other room for this flopcident.
when you give a dead aborted fetus a mummafication with paper towels.
"Babe, I really don't wanna have this baby, so ........ im giving you a mumabortion."
A person that uses the paper towels, when given the choice of using the air dryer or paper towels in a public restroom.
There are so many people that choose to use paper towels instead of the air dryer to dry their hands, what a bunch of paper wasters.
Someone trying to make his own in life, only to repeatedly be rejected. A Bweavs tries to publish autobiographies, get amazing job positions, and even start his own business.
Time after time he is rejected due to the fact that he is indeed, a towel. Made of 100% Turkish cotton, he easily collects stains which can be washed out with a good bleach cycle.
Bweavs are known for showing up to places late, wearing aviator sunglasses in an attempt to look badass, and being in complete and utter pathetic denial, that they are towels. We all have a BWeavs in our life.
You: "Bweavs, hop on this match of Call of Duty with us."
BWeavs: "Oh I can't do that, I'm only a towel. Maybe I should just get high."
You: "Dude how did you even drive here then, you don't have hands!"
BWeavs: "I don't know, let me get high first and maybe I'll remember."
n. someone who always has to run to the restroom; or someone who uses your restroom and then proceeds to crap uncontrollably all over the floors, tub, sink, hand towels, etc.
Sloppy G's are gross...i should know