| 15. | zaffle | ||
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The act of wiping your cock clean on the back of the living room curtains. You have just arrived home late and have furtively drilled your new girlfriend on the living room floor of her house whilst the rest of the family are asleep upstairs. The kettle is on and she has crept upstairs to the bathroom to have a piss and muck out her meat wallet. You are desperate to dry your cock......the kitchen is tidy, even you wouldn't use a tea towell!! no kitchen roll handy and no downstairs loo......It HAS to be a zaffle with the back of the living room curtains.
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| 16. | Clag Rag | ||
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A reusable towell or cloth devised for depositing and redepositing ones load, in the form of semen. Thus creating a stiff, cardboard like material before desposal or cleansing. "We lost our frisbee in the tree but luckily Joe's clag rag was close at hand."
"I grew out of my t-shirt so it's now my new clag rag." |
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| 17. | horseman | ||
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1. A mythical beast who is half-man, half-horse, and prone to kleptomania. One may only hear the clattering of hooves and see the swishing of his tail around a corner before you realize that your stuff is gone.
2. A term of exasperation used when something goes awry. 1. Where's my ipod? (clip-clop, clip-clop, clip-clop), (swish). Oh goddamnit! Horseman took it.
2. If you knock over your beer on the table, not only wasting your beer but getting the table wet as well, and forcing you to go get a towell to clean it up while being ridiculed by your peers, you might be prone to yell out.... HORSEMAN! |
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| 18. | Three | ||
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An attractive woman, based on a scale from 1-10, the lowest you'd actually consider intercourse with. But since that's too many numbers to remember, 1...2...3...4, you know..., it's either "3" or not! ... *attractive woman walks by* ... THREE!!!!!!
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| 19. | cunt stuffer | ||
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a bit of cotton that a woman inserts in her vagina whilst on the rag ah shit blood is gushing out of my bearded clam best ram a cunt stuffer up there!
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| 20. | Marnis | ||
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A slang term used in New Zealand meaning wally, dickhead etc used lightheartedly among friends.
Has recently been used in an anti drink driving advertisement commissioned by the New Zealand government. Tangi: "...and then I said, 'It's ok, you can borrow my towell!"
Rob: "Maaate ya marnis!" Tangi: "I am not a marnis it is you who is the marnis!" Rob: "Put another saussy on the barbie then ya marnis." |
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| 21. | Slingshot | ||
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When a male uses a blanket or towell wrapped around his sexual partners waist when having sex doggie style. He pulls upwards lifting the partners bottem higher for easier entrance. Dude, my girlfriends so short I had to slingshot her ass.
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