Pinochet's Helicopter Tours

A joke popular with people who oppose communism or socialism (or otherwise any kind of planned economy), referencing how former Chilean army general, Augusto Pinochet was notorious for throwing the dead bodies of commies into the ocean out of a helicopter.

Person 1: Ya know, Marx was right, we should abolish private property
Person 2: Heh, you should sign up for one of Pinochet's Helicopter Tours

Pinochet's Helicopter Tours by icantthinkofausername777 February 25, 2021

holy crap.lions! tours 

(n.) A tours company specialising in finding lions and tigers, only in kenya.

Where can you see lions? Only in kenya.


See Kenya, forget norway

holy crap.lions! tours by Kung-Fu Jesus May 14, 2004

duck tours 

All the fuckers in beantown drivin around on a mini fuckin tank, quakin their asses off at the locals.

Hey look a duck tours!

Shit...where's my duck hunting gun?

duck tours by sophoric April 10, 2008

wiki tours 

"To book an evening at wiki tours" means to start out reading a single article on wikipedia which in turn links to several other articles which in turn lead to other articles... you get the idea. After closing the last browser tab, you'll noticed that several hours have gone by and you've managed to click through from "the berlin wall" to "the abandoned pennsylvania turnpike". The task you intended to do in the first place quiete probably hasn't even been touched yet.

"Hey Frank, have you finished your paper yesterday?"

"No, not really, I had to look something up and then I was gone with wiki tours for the rest of the evening."

wiki tours by herr_tichy October 13, 2009

kamakshi tours 

Best Travel Agency in Assam India for nature cultural and pilgrimage tour

Kamakshi Tours is best travel agency in Guwahati

kamakshi tours by Kamakshi Tours May 7, 2021

kamakshi tours 

Kamakshi Tours is a travel agency and taxi service provider in the Indian state of Assam

Contact Kamakshi Tours for best economy and luxury tour packages to North East India

kamakshi tours by Kamakshi Tours May 7, 2021

NYC GoGreen Tours

"NYC GoGreen Tours" is "New York City First Green Tour Operator” that Offer Eco-friendly Walking Tours, Horse Carriage Rides, Pedicab Carriage Tours, Kosher Pedicab Travels, Pedicab Advertisement and Promotion, Bike Tours and Bike Rentals. Our goal is to make certain that Visitors, Tourists, Young or Old to See’s Central Park, Harlem and New York City an take home a memorable experience. No client should ever feel as though they did not get their money’s worth. In fact they should be made to feel that they received Much More.

By you using our Walking Tours, Bike Tours, Bike Rental and Pedicab Services you will return home with a Positive Image of the Rich History, People, and Pop Culture that makes New York City the most incredible city in the world. An Our Service to be the most memorable part of your vacation in a positive way.

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NYC GoGreen Tours by GoGreenTours October 26, 2013