r-rated tour guide

A college student who has sex with their college friends hometown friends when they are visiting.

Girl 1: "OMG, so-and-so's friend is visiting this weekend."
Girl 2: "Oh so you're gonna be an r-rated tour guide??"
Girl 1: Yeah, I heard he's pretty hot, and ill never have to see him again."

r-rated tour guide by shmoopdidiwhoop April 22, 2019

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Tour Guide

Hooking up with someone's out of town guest.

"I brought that cute little blonde from Georgia back to my place and spent the night playing tour guide."

Tour Guide by J-Win April 21, 2006

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jamaican tour-guide

While having sex, you light up a joint and blow the smoke into your partners vagina and later when she "queefs" you inhale the smoke

Dude I gave my girl a jamaican tour-guide last night and got high as hell!!

jamaican tour-guide by Billy Joel 911 March 26, 2008

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Mexican Tour Guide

2 Mexicans in a bar fighting over the last shot of warm Tequila.

I would have ordered a drink at the bar but the bartender was splitting a Mexican Tour Guide.

Mexican Tour Guide by SquamLakeGuy July 13, 2011

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norwegian tour guide

When you fold a girl in half and fuck her in the ass and she watches you conquer the dark cave. All while both of you are wearing a horned Viking helmet, in Norway under the Northern Lights.

Hey babe, wanna be my Norwegian Tour Guide for the night?

norwegian tour guide by GuyInAHat December 20, 2017

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How bout dem knicks?

A phrase referring twoard the New York Knicks.
Its usually said to break an unplesent moment of silence.

Guy 1: I think I may be gay.
Guy 2: ...
Guy 1: ...
Guy 2: How bout dem knicks?

How bout dem knicks? by Flame060 March 28, 2005

Word of the Day on June 8, 2026

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Power Couple

A relationship between two people who are equally as cool as each other. They are as individually awesome and fun to be around as they are when they are together.

Neither one depends on the other for their feelings of self worth- they know in their heart that they are just as valuable to the world as the other. Good looking, optimistic, and sparks a light in the world that people recognize that goes beyond a normal relationship.

In a power couple, if one person is flawed, the other person makes up for their weaknesses in strength. Together they are the epitome of what anyone would desire in a relationship. They encourage goodness in the world and make it a better place by being together.

I'm a fan of those two, they are such a power couple, the epitome of what anyone would want in a relationship.

I am envious of them because they are a power couple.

Power Couple by Pina28 May 23, 2012

Word of the Day on June 7, 2026

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