|1.||Music Tourettes Syndrome|
Someone with Music Tourettes Syndrome (MTS) Is usually someone who has mass amounts of music, which is necessary for the constant changing of songs.
If you find yourself in a car or listening to music with someone with MTS, its best to not get too involved in listening to a song, because within the first 30 seconds or so, they will change the song. Its all about the constant turn over of songs, they seem to lack the will, patience, or attention span to actually listen to the entirety of a song.
Ted selects "Losing My Religion - REM" on his iPod.
30 seconds later, Ted changes the song.
Stacy: "Hey! I like that song..."
Ted: "Uh huh..." *Scrolls through iPod for next song.*
Ted has some serious Music Tourettes Syndrome.
Similar to tourettes syndrome, but the subject will usually blurt out gangster speak rather than swear words. This is common with insecure males who require acceptance from their peer group, believing that going all 'gangsta' on our asses will increase their popularity and thus self esteem.
Customer: Hi there, I was wondering if you could help me. I'm looking for the location of your footwear.
Shop Assistant: Sick. If you follow me, I'll take you to the item.
Customer: Sick? What do you mean by sick?
Shop Assistant: Heavy, ya get meh!?
Customer: Your gangster tourettes syndrome is offputting and unprofessional. I'm going to take my custom elsewhere.
Shop Assistant: Bogus, ya get me!!
An internet hero with tourettes syndrome, known for many great quotes. He often makes up his own curse words.
Tourettes Guy: My ass could write better music than you, with one cheek tied behind my balls.
Tourettes Guy: I don't have time for this "chicken shit bullshit"
One of the funniest people on the internet. He had Tourettes Syndrome and was constantly wasted but was funny as hell. His videos can be found on youtube by searching "tourettes guy". He sadly passed away in 2007 and will be missed by many, including me. If you think he didn't have Tourettes Syndrome then think again, because he was constantly drunk and if you would check www.tourettesguy.com then you would see that his actions were not like most people who have Tourettes Syndrome
Some of my favorite Tourettes Guy's lines
"Oh BOB SAGET!"
"I don't give a dead moose's last shit!"
"Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you in the ass!"
"Eat my short dick!"
|5.||ex-girlfriend tourettes syndrome|
To randomly and compulsively say nasty words about a past lover to get over your ended romantic relationship with her.
Leave Jimmy alone. He's not crazy, he just has ex-girlfriend tourettes syndrome.
|6.||Youtube Tourettes Syndrome|
Youtube Tourettes Syndrome is a relatively new disorder that has sprung up across social network websites recently...Those afflicted with this syndrome will incessantly post random youtube videos of crappy old songs one after another causing newsfeed constipation...At this time there is no known cure, you can only hide these users from your newsfeeds and hope that one day the symptoms will subside.
Chris "Fuck I had to scroll through five pages of (named changed to protect privacy) posting Pearl Jam & Beck Youtube videos"
Sabrina "Sounds like he must have Youtube Tourettes Syndrome"
(noun) An unusual, yet hilarious creature, who stars in a series of YouTube videos made for entertainment. The videos follow Danny, the star, as he engages in everyday activities which include making food, putting away groceries, or playing table pool while suffering from alcoholism and Tourettes Syndrome and avoiding and/or berating his son and ex-wife, Shirlena.
He frequently blames his screw-ups, or distractions on Bob Saget.
If you plan on meeting Danny, you better make sure that you don't like Head and Shoulders, Colgate Tartar Control nor Blue M&M's. It would also help if you had previously walked a mile in HIS SHIT. And never, EVER, talk shit about Total.
The character recently died in a car accident. However, if you should ever meet the star be careful as he may just be as crazy as his former character. Offer him Total or Corn Flakes to ease any possible rage exhibited by him.
Tourettes Guy: "BITCH!.... I love you...."
TG: "Fuck you, kid! You're a dick!"
Son: "But dad...!"
TG: "You're a faggot!"